Please help me with a logo

[Rach*]

I'm going to do a special offer on tooth bleaching at work until Xmas, I need to think of a catchy logo/phrase for my posters, do you have any ideas please?

[ajcj]

Perhaps a terrible pun about a white Christmas? I predict three pages' worth by noon today.

ETA: What about a picture of Shane McGowan's mouth as he sings 'Fairytale of new York'?

Edited by ajcj on Monday 19th October 10:29

[CedGTV]

"DON'T LET YOUR TEETH THAT LOOK LIKE BURNT OUT FUESES LET YOU DOWN WHEN YOUR ON THE XMAS PULL. VISIT RACH* FOR YOUR RAILINGS RETOUCHED JUST IN TIME FOR CHRIMBO"

I'll send an invoice later.

Edited by CedGTV on Monday 19th October 10:28

Edited by CedGTV on Monday 19th October 10:28

[nerf]

how much are you going to charge? i love a cup of coffee, me...

[DrTre]

Have your teeth Jacksoned at Rachs Tooth Salon.

[Project 644]

DrTre said:

Have your teeth Jacksoned at Rachs Tooth Salon.

[Cara van man]

".....Our 3 for 1 offer cannot be beaten anywhere......teeth, hair and anus bleaching by Rach! Heads, Gums and Bums!...."

Edited by Cara van man on Monday 19th October 10:52

[davido140]

ajcj said:

Perhaps a terrible pun about a white Christmas? I predict three pages' worth by noon today.

ETA: What about a picture of Shane McGowan's mouth as he sings 'Fairytale of new York'?

Edited by ajcj on Monday 19th October 10:29

McGowan had some hollywood teeth fitted recently didnt he?

ETA



Is it just me or does he look like Steve Coogan / Saxondale?

Edited by davido140 on Monday 19th October 10:56

[nonplussed]

Cara van man said:

Heads, Gums and Bums!...."

Sterling work!

[Rach*]

Thanks guys I really needed a smile raising today.


White Christmas being the least likely to get me struck off so far

[MikeCR]

Who needs a white xmas when your pearlys are whiter then an albino @ Rach*s tooth/beauty place

[Lucie W]

Out of interest, how much are you charging?

[Gareth350]

Ashamed of your teeth for the christmas season?
Visit us for a bleach for that very reason!
Special offers that are just right,
To make your smile pearly & white!

[loltolhurst]

if you want a bit corny have a "aaaahh" pic of kids smiling opening presents and say make sure your smile matches theirs this christmas..

or have a pic of clarkson and hammond and say why is hammond the one smiling this christmas - theyd only charge you abouta million to use their images!

Edited by loltolhurst on Monday 19th October 11:45

[Rach*]

Lucie W said:

Out of interest, how much are you charging?

Need to speak to the management but hoping to get tray bleaching as low as possible, I'm planning to make the trays myself to keep the costs down. I'll PM you when I know for sure

[Rach*]

Gareth350 said:

Ashamed of your teeth for the christmas season?
Visit us for a bleach for that very reason!
Special offers that are just right,
To make your smile pearly & white!

.

[J-c]

Come visit rach

[Rach*]

I've just set that as the background on my surgery PC

[Lord Flathead]

RACH'S TEETH WHITENING SERVICES



If you look like this fk off