I may be completely and utterly asking for trouble...

[AB]

A friend of mine just asked me to think of some adjectives for a card she is writing for her friend NAOMI beginning with the letters of her name.

Any ideas?

I had none other than Nice Arse but she didnt appreciate that.

[anonymous-user]

Not Attractive Or Markedly Interesting.

[Wacky Racer]

[Vixpy1]

My dear dear friend Naomi,
your fanny smells of Baloney
It has to be said,
it smells like the dead,
and thats why i'm shagging your sister.

Edited by Vixpy1 on Wednesday 21st October 23:10

[DrTre]

Nubile
Asthmatic
Onanistic
Massive
Itchy

[Vixpy1]

You see, thats why i failed english

[Devilstreak]

naughty anal or male inseminated.

[R60EST]

Narcolepsy
Anal
Oral
Masturbate
Incest

[DrTre]

National
Audit
Office
Mission
Impossible

[taldo]

Devilstreak said:

naughty anal or male inseminated.

charming little ditty lol

[Famous Graham]

Vixpy1 said:

My dear dear friend Naomi,
your fanny smells of Baloney
It has to be said,
it smells like the dead,
and thats why i'm shagging your homie.

Edited by Vixpy1 on Wednesday 21st October 23:10

EFA.

Although it loses something when it rhymes, I think

[DrTre]

Nips Are OK, Minge Isn't

[anonymous-user]

Good to see I'm the only one that made the effort to string my answer into a sentance

Well, apart from that last one.

Edited by Symbolica on Wednesday 21st October 23:17

[mybrainhurts]

Nasty
Arse
Only
Monkey
Interested

[R60EST]

Symbolica said:

Good to see I'm the only one that made the effort to string my answer into a sentence

Well, apart from that last one.

Edited by Symbolica on Wednesday 21st October 23:17

Nearly Always Orgasm Masturbating Intensely

[jimmystratos]

Needs An Organ (Mine?) Inserted

[Famous Graham]

You lot don't know what an adjective is, do you

Hint - it's not an acronym

[Vixpy1]

Famous Graham said:

You lot don't know what an adjective is, do you

Hint - it's not an acronym

Not a fking clue chap

[DrTre]

Famous Graham said:

You lot don't know what an adjective is, do you

Hint - it's not an acronym

I do but the acronym thing became more fun

Neil Armstrong On Moon, Inconceivable!

[Papa Hotel]

Narcississtic, Anal, Obsessive, Mental, Idiotic.

Or something.