Its not our fault - official!!!
Its not our fault - official!!!
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mondeoman

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11,430 posts

287 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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After a particularly bad coughing fit last night, I couldn'te get back to sleep, so I turned on the box to numb me, only to find a rather interesting programme on parasites on BBC1 at 2 in the morning .....

Overcome with intrigue I watched in fascination as the storieds unfolded of these intriguing creatures, some just a bacteria/virus, some a metre long , that infest the human body and other animals as well ....

Of particular interest were the viruses that infect rats, that make them pretty much "fearless". The research shows that laboratory rats, thousands of generations in, that have never seen a cat, will recoil in horror if presented with a cat, or even the scent of cat. However, if infected with this virus, they will forget their genetic history and not take any avoiding action, and will, in fact, approach the cat, acting as if fearless.

Another one was the tapeworm that infects fish, causing them to lose their fear of herons, not taking any avoiding action should a heron approach, thus making it easier for the heron to catch and eat them, thereby infecting the heron, allowing the worm to grow and lay its eggs, passing through the heron and back to the water supply, just for the cycle to be repeated....

And as a grand finale, they introduced the toxaplasma virus, to be found in over 40% of uncooked meat on the supermarket shelves, infecting over 60% of the population of the UK and USA and an amazing 80% of the French population. This virus survives in un-cooked meat, and when eaten, progresses to the hosts brain, where it burrows in .... And once its there, it reduces the fear/risk aversion capabilities of the host...

Accident studies have shown that over 60% of those involved in accidents are infected with the toxaplasma virus ......

So there you have it, it REALLY isn't our fault that we break the occassional limit, its all down to a virus in our brains that has reduced our fear aversion capabilities and made us unable to take responsibility for our own actions - I for one am certainly going to use this as a defence in any future dealings with plod ..... "It wasn't me Guv, honest", could, for now, be true .....

simpo two

90,756 posts

286 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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Yeah but they can't fine the viruses!

M@H

11,298 posts

293 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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simpo two said:
Yeah but they can't fine the viruses!


Nope.. put them in cells instead..

>> Edited by M@H on Thursday 15th January 10:15

Mr E

22,664 posts

280 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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Erm. So the science shows that 60% of all people have this, and of all those involved in accidents 60% of them have this parasite......


.....does nobody else have a problem with this *research*.

forever_driving

1,869 posts

271 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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If I recieve an NIP on the post I'll sign it

"toxaplasma virus"

and see what happens

mondeoman

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287 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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Mr E said:
Erm. So the science shows that 60% of all people have this, and of all those involved in accidents 60% of them have this parasite......


.....does nobody else have a problem with this *research*.


I read that as meaning that it all stacks up .....

anonymous-user

75 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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mondeoman said:

Mr E said:
Erm. So the science shows that 60% of all people have this, and of all those involved in accidents 60% of them have this parasite......


.....does nobody else have a problem with this *research*.



I read that as meaning that it all stacks up .....

But that's like saying 50% of the population are male and 50% of people involved in accidents were male. Or 30% of people have brown eyes and...

silverback mike

11,292 posts

274 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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M@H said:

simpo two said:
Yeah but they can't fine the viruses!



Nope.. put them in cells instead..

>> Edited by M@H on Thursday 15th January 10:15

mondeoman

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287 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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LexSport said:

mondeoman said:


Mr E said:
Erm. So the science shows that 60% of all people have this, and of all those involved in accidents 60% of them have this parasite......


.....does nobody else have a problem with this *research*.




I read that as meaning that it all stacks up .....


But that's like saying 50% of the population are male and 50% of people involved in accidents were male. Or 30% of people have brown eyes and...


Which just shows that there is no statistical data to show that males have more accidents ... doh, I see what you mean ....

Ah - hah, try this link for more facts (which I got wrong, its 1/3 Brits infected ...) www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/34376.html


So perhaps we do have a defence after all ......

anonymous-user

75 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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mondeoman said:
Ah - hah, try this link for more facts (which I got wrong, its 1/3 Brits infected ...) www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/34376.html

So perhaps we do have a defence after all ......

I'm not sure whether it was this particular parasite, but I remember reading about something very similar in the Times a month or two back. The one in question was transmitted from cats to humans and the same sort of stats were reeled out.

It also said it can cause quite obvious changes in the character of the person, loosening inhibitions, making them more slovenly, etc.

Quite scary stuff really. Gives a good argument for the anti-cat league though.

ricardo g

510 posts

274 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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[quote=mondeoman]
Accident studies have shown that over 60% of those involved in accidents are infected with the toxaplasma virus ......
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Very funny :thumbs:

However, 60% aint exacclty a huge majority...ie 40% in accidents dont have this. May just be chance.

chimhunter

906 posts

270 months

Thursday 15th January 2004
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But if that 60% are hitting the 40% in accidents...

What it needs to say is that of all the people who were liable for being at fault for an accident, 60% had the virus. That is more statistically interesting. If I were a statistician. And interested in statistics. But I'm not.