Pork Pies

[sunnygym]

How easy do you lot find it to lie?

Ever lied to get out of a stick situation or better still got caught lying through your teeth!

Just pondering after watching so many people fail a lie detector test on Jeremy Karl ( don’t judge me been made redundant and it passes the time!!)

[Kit80]

I never lie.

I just reject other peoples reality and substitute my own

[Penny-lope]

I have never been able to lie to anyone's face, as I just start to laugh.

I do tell white lies when needed.

[Cara van man]

I can't stand the jelly stuff round the edges.

Devils discharge!

[Lord Flathead]

Cara van man said:

Devils discharge!

Never heard that one before, truly vile thought in my head now

[toasty]

Every comment I make is a lie including this one.

[shirt]

i can lie very well. the key is to tell everyone the same story even if they are not involved in the deception. inconsistency is the enemy.

of course, i never lie. ever

[nakedninja]

I find lying worryingly easy, to no matter who it seems.

Or do I?

[Mr Will]

I nearly moved this thread to "Food, Drink and Restaurants"....

[ErnestM]

Mr Will said:

I nearly moved this thread to "Food, Drink and Restaurants"....

Truthfully?

[Ayahuasca]

I like the little ones you get from M&S. Nom nom nom.

[Shaw Tarse]

ErnestM said:

Mr Will said:

I nearly moved this thread to "Food, Drink and Restaurants"....

Truthfully?

I wondered why pork pies were in the lounge?

[Norbury90]

I sometimes get gigantic homemade porky pies, they are enormous, and absolutely delicious. I have moments where I suddenly want a pork pie, and it never happens with any other food, its always pork pies. I have to keep a constant supply in my house for that very reason.

Edited by Norbury90 on Friday 23 October 16:09

[rhinochopig]

My local deli sells THE most delightful porkpies. Their selection includes: mature chedder and onion marmalade topped, Stilton and Leak topped, and onion marmalade topped with integrated black-pudding chunks.

Bloody marvellous.

[shirt]

do people not bother reading the OP any more?

[st_files]

The key to lying is to make up as little as possible, never elaborate the lie and say as little as possible. Its surprisingly easy.

[Melchett]

Cara van man said:

I can't stand the jelly stuff round the edges.

Devils discharge!

Noooo, this is one of the best bits. So slimey and salty, hmmmmmmmm.

[Norbury90]

shirt said:

do people not bother reading the OP any more?

Actual pork pies are more interesting than lies.

[J-c]

With salad cream and pepper sorry what was the question

[ascayman]

on average i lie 52 times a day