Joe 90

[Bowler]

So if you got to be like Joe 90 and sit in one of those round rotating cage things to reprogram your head, giving you the ability/knowledge to do anything (or for the younger ones, download a programme like Keanu in the Matrix) what would it be?


Me - Languages, as my European colleagues put me to shame with their ability to communicate in 3 or 4 different tongues.....





















Oh, and the ability to rob banks and get away with it....

[i remember]

Megan Fox's tampons

Oh and if we're being serious i think flying would be pretty cool

Edited by i remember on Saturday 24th October 16:10

[MartG]

Agree about the languages thing...

Me, maybe ability to play a musical instrument like piano or guitar, F1 level driving ability, and how to fly a plane and helicopter

[Marf]

Languages, maths, physics, quantum theory, how to fly a plane/helicopter, theres probably more but that'll do for now.

[parapaul]

Martial arts... ALL of them.

[odyssey2200]

Ninjitsu and other assasination techniques.

Then visit Westminster, the BBC, ACPO..........





why are there helicopters over my house

[Marf]

[croyde]

odyssey2200 said:

Ninjitsu and other assasination techniques.

Then visit Westminster, the BBC, ACPO..........





why are there helicopters over my house

[Morningside]

I love the intro music/video to the start of Joe 90.

[HOGEPH]

The ability to play a piano in any style would be my request.

I can already fly a helicopter.

[celticpilgrim]

i've said this before about Joe 90.....

Only in the 60's could you see this getting approved....

Gerry Anderson goes to ITV with an idea for a new series...

'Well, there's this 9 year old kid, called Joe, and his Dad, who's a scientist, has this machine which brainwashes him so he thinks he's somebody else. And he gets to drive a car, fly a plane, etc.'

'Oh yes, we give him a gun as well'

These days, you'd have the social around before the end of the first sentance!!!

[Lord Flathead]

Bowler said:

So if you got to be like Joe 90 and sit in one of those round rotating cage things to reprogram your head, giving you the ability/knowledge to do anything (or for the younger ones, download a programme like Keanu in the Matrix) what would it be?

That was typical fiction in the the 70's. Things have moved on; now we have the labour government and are brainwashed for free.

As for program, I would have a massive undo buttom for pistonheads losing about 400 hundred useless forums and replacing them with the original pie and piston, but there agian I'm biased

[Lord Flathead]

HOGEPH said:

The ability to play a piano in any style would be my request.

I can already fly a helicopter.

I can play the piano.. maybe we can we trade skills

[Morningside]

Lord Flathead said:

HOGEPH said:

The ability to play a piano in any style would be my request.

I can already fly a helicopter.

I can play the piano.. maybe we can we trade skills

Yeah, but HOGEPH can you pat your stomach AND rub your head at the same time?

Edited by Morningside on Sunday 25th October 15:37

[Evangelion]

The ability to foresee the next lottery draw.

[anonymous-user]

parapaul said:

Martial arts... ALL of them.

I need new glasses, I read marital arts.

[HOGEPH]

Morningside said:

Yeah, but HOGEPH can you pat your stomach AND rub your head at the same time?

Edited by Morningside on Sunday 25th October 15:37

Yes, but I've never had to do that while flying.