I can't believe what just happend.....!!!!!
I can't believe what just happend.....!!!!!
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Lordbenny

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8,752 posts

248 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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So, Sunday, late afternoon, just had a lovely roast and I gathered up the wine bottles and went out the front of the house to deposit them in our glass recycle box. Pretty un-exciting you may ask, well, read on....

My neighbours keep themselves to themselves, semi-detached house in a nice suburban street, mid-40's, one 12 year old daughter, very well spoken, very quiet church goers. I would say that they are probably the most boring people I know, until now that is!

So, I was putting the bottles in the recepticle and glanced over the fence only to see into their front room, the TV was on. Not only could I see the TV, I could see the torso and lower part of a womans body, legs akimbo and a finger frantically doing what fingers do in those situations!

I though, ummmm so they're watching a bit of Frankie Vaughan but them I noticed the date & time log in the bottom right hand side of the screen. So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face yikes. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look, (watching her chin hit the floor was priceless! laugh). Lots more positions followed including the old man getting involved. Then suddenly, the TV turned off and the blinds were quickly closed.

Had to share this with you all because I still cant belive it! I'll never be able to look at them the same way again. wink

Edited by Lordbenny on Sunday 25th October 20:38

Shay HTFC

3,588 posts

218 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Wait, you came on here instead of taking the obvious hint and going round with your wife for some forgy action (I forgot how old you said the daughter was, but for this purpose I am assuming she is 19).

You have been gifted with some amazing potential.

jagracer

8,248 posts

265 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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steveo3002

11,205 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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is she a fox or what?

f1dget

359 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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jagracer said:
That was my 1st thought as well!

Lordbenny

Original Poster:

8,752 posts

248 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Shay HTFC said:
Wait, you came on here instead of taking the obvious hint and going round with your wife for some forgy action
It cetainly crossed my mind but....they're not that kind of people....What ARE that kind of people?

I'm sure they know that we now know though! laugh

chimera40

7,259 posts

206 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Woohoo. This could get good, any chance of trying to sneak in when they are otherwise engaged and pinching the video

Deva Link

26,934 posts

274 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Lordbenny said:
So, its a home video
:shrug: Doesn't everyone do this kind of stuff?

Allanv

3,540 posts

215 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Deva Link said:
Lordbenny said:
So, its a home video
:shrug: Doesn't everyone do this kind of stuff?
Although lots of people do, there are lots more people that do not.

Eric Mc

125,609 posts

294 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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He isn't called Ned Landers by any chance?

Lordbenny

Original Poster:

8,752 posts

248 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Deva Link said:
Lordbenny said:
So, its a home video
:shrug: Doesn't everyone do this kind of stuff?
Yes I'm sure they do, ( Even I've dabbled!!!) But you dont tend to see it over the garden fence especially through the window of 'those' kind of neighbours!

pad58

12,549 posts

210 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Is she fit?

Lord Flathead

1,288 posts

208 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Lordbenny said:
So, Sunday, late afternoon, just had a lovely roast and I gathered up the wine bottles and went out the front of the house to deposit them in our glass recycle box. Pretty un-exciting you may ask, well, read on....

My neighbours keep themselves to themselves, semi-detached house in a nice suburban street, mid-40's, one 12 year old daughter, very well spoken, very quiet church goers. I would say that they are probably the most boring people I know, until now that is!

So, I was putting the bottles in the recepticle and glanced over the fence only to see into their front room, the TV was on. Not only could I see the TV, I could see the torso and lower part of a womans body, legs akimbo and a finger frantically doing what fingers do in those situations!

I though, ummmm so they're watching a bit of Frankie Vaughan but them I noticed the date & time log in the bottom right hand side of the screen. So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face yikes. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look, (watching her chin hit the floor was priceless! laugh). Lots more positions followed including the old man getting involved. Then suddenly, the TV turned off and the blinds were quickly closed.

Had to share this with you all because I still cant belive it! I'll never be able to look at them the same way again. wink

Edited by Lordbenny on Sunday 25th October 20:38
You complete bd. Years we have lived together and now you publish facts about my personal life on an internet forum mad
















Come and get to know my wife - she's a ripper tongue outlaugh

br d

9,072 posts

255 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Clearing out a property once in East London when I found a stash of photos in the back of a draw. They had been taken in the flat and were naughty in the extreme, a threesome, two ladies one bloke and a plethora of household items, real no-holds barred stuff. Me and my workers had a look, had a laugh then I put them on the table and got on with the work.

After a while there's a tap on the door and it's the lady from downstairs who's 'popped up to see how we're getting on', and she's one of the ladies from the photos! We're all standing about trying to keep a straight face as she's telling us how sad she is to see the lovely couple who used to live here moving on, they were great friends etc etc. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable about it but how was I to know she'd turn up?

Worst of all she is standing about ten feet from where the offending pics are sitting face down on the table. I managed to usher her out with a "sorry mate we're very busy" type line and chucked the photos away. I could hardly offer her them for old times sake.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Do you find this need to peep through windows is casual or obsessive...?

hehe

poo at Paul's

14,611 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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br d said:
Clearing out a property once in East London when I found a stash of photos in the back of a draw. They had been taken in the flat and were naughty in the extreme, a threesome, two ladies one bloke and a plethora of household items, real no-holds barred stuff. Me and my workers had a look, had a laugh then I put them on the table and got on with the work.

After a while there's a tap on the door and it's the lady from downstairs who's 'popped up to see how we're getting on', and she's one of the ladies from the photos! We're all standing about trying to keep a straight face as she's telling us how sad she is to see the lovely couple who used to live here moving on, they were great friends etc etc. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable about it but how was I to know she'd turn up?

Worst of all she is standing about ten feet from where the offending pics are sitting face down on the table. I managed to usher her out with a "sorry mate we're very busy" type line and chucked the photos away. I could hardly offer her them for old times sake.
laugh


To the OP, how flippin close were you to be able to read the time and date stamp on the video..?? (perv!).

Jasandjules

72,590 posts

258 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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jagracer said:
Surely this matter is raised to a higher ground. Do we not need a copy of the video now??!?!?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

215 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Lordbenny said:
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My neighbours .....very quiet church goers.

Edited by Lordbenny on Sunday 25th October 20:38
Is that why you heard the neighbours wife yelling "Jesus, I'm coming!"

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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Lordbenny said:
So, its a home video? Then the camera pans back to reveal my next door neighbour face yikes. I looked for a couple more minutes, ran inside to inform the missus who had a good look
rofl Quick thinking there, I like it. You should've taken some crisps or popcorn out with you.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Sunday 25th October 2009
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You live next door to a semi-detached?