STOP PRESS - Crime of the century
STOP PRESS - Crime of the century
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Oakey

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27,951 posts

233 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Wi...

Local Rag said:
A WINDOW cleaner accused of breaking into houses and stealing pieces of toilet paper has made his first appearance at court.
William O'Grady, 20, of Morland Avenue in Wesham, is charged with burgling a house on Morland Avenue and a house on Auster Crescent, Lower Lane in Freckleton, stealing pieces of toilet paper from both properties.

O'Grady was bailed to December 18 for the committal of his case to the higher court
Why?? Why on earth would you do that? What the hell is wrong with some people? Toilet paper, really? That's well worth getting nicked for. Move over Graff raiders, there's a new master criminal on the scene.

FourWheelDrift

91,108 posts

301 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Maybe he was just using an imaginative "personal" method for cleaning the windows and didn't want it smearing.

t84

6,941 posts

211 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Hopefully they will wipe the slate clean

anonymous-user

71 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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This guy is just an @rsewipe.

Hugo a Gogo

23,417 posts

250 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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hopefully the sentence will be strong, and very, very long

Hugo a Gogo

23,417 posts

250 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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the trouble is, he starts with stealing a few sheets of toilet paper, but then he's on a roll....he gets flushed with success

option click

1,178 posts

243 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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if he goes down, how will he ply his trade?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

272 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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With that evidence, he'll have to roll over ....

J5

2,449 posts

203 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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What a bummer frown

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

272 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Did the arsek him why he did it...?

bakerjuk

268 posts

208 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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His defence must have been 'paper' thin !

I bet he sheet himself when he was caught

If he ran from the police I bet he left of a lot of skid marks ..

Hugo a Gogo

23,417 posts

250 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
With that evidence, he'll have to roll over ....
:yep: his defence was a tissue of lies too

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

272 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
With that evidence, he'll have to roll over ....
:yep: his defence was a tissue of lies too
And his name was Hugo a Gogo...

adycav

7,615 posts

234 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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bakerjuk said:
If he ran from the police I bet he left of a lot of skid marks ..
Charmin'.

Hugo a Gogo

23,417 posts

250 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
With that evidence, he'll have to roll over ....
:yep: his defence was a tissue of lies too
And his name was Hugo a Gogo...
charmin

Smiler.

11,752 posts

247 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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He is a crap burglar smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

272 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
With that evidence, he'll have to roll over ....
:yep: his defence was a tissue of lies too
And his name was Hugo a Gogo...
charmin
Boom Boom..hehe

bakerjuk

268 posts

208 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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If he gets convicted, thats his chance of joining the police down the pan.



Hugo a Gogo

23,417 posts

250 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
With that evidence, he'll have to roll over ....
:yep: his defence was a tissue of lies too
And his name was Hugo a Gogo...
charmin
Boom Boom..hehe
bum bum

Mclovin

1,679 posts

215 months

Monday 26th October 2009
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it was rolls of 50 pound notes these champagne socialists were using i reckon....