Another sad muppet's relationship thread....

[metatron]

As some of you may remember, me and my girlfriend were going through some tough times. Anyway the other day we split up, and I'm devastated about it. For anyone that has truly been in love before, i'm sure you know that feeling of no matter what happens you would never leave them, whether she was paralysed/disfigured in an accident, or if she had 1st degree burns over 100% of her body. And that feeling that you would end your life before you would ever let them come to harm. Anyway my question is, is it possible/likely that I will ever find this connection with someone again. I'm only 20 but I have been through literally dozens of girls to try and find the right one, and it's quite ironic that I didn't even really like her at first, but over time I literally fell head over heels in love with her. I have always seen the connection that we had as a once in a lifetime thing. Or am I talking rubbish???

[HRG.]

Yes to both questions

[Neil_H]

Yes you will, plenty more fish in the sea as they say.

[sleep envy]

only when you work out how to add a thread title and the use of the return button

[10 Pence Short]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

As long as you don't mis-read the above and start murdering prostitutes to 'get over it'.

[CampDavid]

For the love of god. You're 20. You have few commitments, youth, all that good stuff and you're worried you haven't found the right one? Get out there and live! At 20 you really don't need to be thinking like this. You need to be titling your threads though

[rhinochopig]

10 Pence Short said:

anonymous said:

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As long as you don't mis-read the above and start murdering prostitutes to 'get over it'.

[frankie-boyle]How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage? Two more if I move my bike[/frankie-boyle]

[Justayellowbadge]

You will die alone, crying, with a sprained wrist.

[sleep envy]

who keeps the laminated photos?

[HRG.]

I'm bored with no title now, should we take the piss instead?

[_Batty_]

sleep envy said:

who keeps the laminated photos?

people who use telescopic lenses.

[Oldandslow]

metatron said:

or if she had 1st degree burns over 100% of her body.

Isn't that just a bit of sunburn?

[metatron]

Sorry when I use my iphone for some reason a thread title never comes up. Anyway, yea what we had was different though it wasn't just some fling, it's not something that going out and getting balls deep into another girl is going to sort out.

[Justayellowbadge]

Are the mods enjoying changing the title?

[sleep envy]

HRG. said:

I'm bored with no title now, should we take the piss instead?

I think the mods have already started

[Monki]

Type "porn" into google, problem solved

All the pleasures of a woman minus the aftersmell, time of the month and heartbreak

[HRG.]

Loving the alternating title

[jamesson]

metatron said:

it's not something that going out and getting balls deep into another girl is going to sort out.

It might. Give it a try and report back to us.

[Garlick]

20 years old? With respect, in a few weeks you will wonder why you were ever in a relationship in the first place at that age. Enjoy the future.

[metatron]

Oddly this is making me feel better, love the mods sense of humour. I'm not being sarcastic this really is cheering me up so crack on LOL.