help needed....

[Fork in hell]

Mate of mine who's recently emigrated to Oz sent me this...

I thought the combine mind power of these forums ought to be able to come up with some corkers!!

We are contemplating a womens fun party kind of franchise (Dildos R Us) and wanted to bounce some ideas as to the best names:-

Please speak your favourite: TrembleToes: FillYourFlange: ShuntYour(you can imagine): H.E.A.T. (Happiness Ever After Toys), Croc Dundee - Thats not a Dildo!: Crikey..Thats a whopper :

[10 Pence Short]

How about "TastelessMiddleAgedFatCacklingWomenSeeminglyFindingItAcceptableAndFunnyToSitThereStuffingTheirFatCarcassesWithCheapWineAndTalkingAboutHowALumpOfBatteryPoweredPlasticIsABetterShagThanTheirFellaAssumingTheyveEvenGotOne"?

[Fork in hell]

Not as snappy as I'd hoped for... but 10/10 for messaging .

[mybrainhurts]

When your mate gets deported, bring him here for a laugh...

[celticpilgrim]

Clitoris Allsorts
Didgeree Dildos
Ayers C*ck Rocks
Dingo's Dildos

[DrTre]

Let's Go Bush!

Mapatasi Toys.

Great Barrier Queef.

Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 28th October 14:02

[Los Palmas 7]

Big down-under.

[DrTre]

Sheilas Squeals.

Bummerang.

[Mattygooner]

st mate.... oops wrong hole.

[Marf]

"You call that a dildo? This is a dildo!"

[10 Pence Short]

Dildo Shaggins' Lord of the Rings

[AndyAudi]

Cum 'n 'av a go if yer man's not 'ard enough!

[GTIR]

Dingo ate my dildo

[Murray993]

Mattygooner said:

st mate.... oops wrong hole.

I've never even thought of that comment with one of my "mates".

RubberCokup
PlasticIinner
Battery Powered
LonelyBint

[ofcorsa]

sheilas squeels must be a winner

[Landlord]

I vote for Shiela's Squeels or Ayres Cocks.