I've made a new bed this morning......what do you think??

[Wacky Racer]

OK,

Having three grown up lads living at home, one of them, who shall remain nameless, has recently found himself a new girlfriend. Now in the space of twelve months, he has been through two beds, the last one lasted six months and snapped in half a week or so ago, whilst they were "watching TV"...

So, as I had quite a bit of old scraps of wood in my garages, I decided rather than lay out another £300, I would knock him one up, using a few rusty six inch nails....cost £00.00....and two hours hard graft.

We will see how long this heavy duty model lasts..........

What do you think?, shall I enter it for the design centre in London?.....

[pork n beef]

Not bad, but he's gonna get wet if it rains.

[BoRED S2upid]

Nice work. Bet it weighs a tonne.

[MitchT]

Wacky Racer said:

Now in the space of twelve months, he has been through two beds, the last one lasted six months and snapped in half a week or so ago, whilst they were "watching TV"...

[Davey S2]

F**k the bed post some pics of his girlfriend.

[Dakkon]

Try the wife on it this afternoon and see how it holds up

[anonymous-user]

If you want to ensure the ladies wot assist in breaking the beds keep away, why not creosote it for him, to protect the wood.

[sleep envy]

hope you can get it up the stairs in one piece

is heskey going to give you a hand?

[plg101]

Looks pretty uncomfortable to me. Beds should flex a bit - hence most are slats rather than solid tops.

Might want to get the old sander out - splinters in the wrong places could be bad. It does look sturdy though...

[Roop]

Bhaha Legendary bed.

[WorAl]

Wacky Racer said:

hadboard is a bit small, no?

tell him to buy his own or sleep on the floor.

[evenflow]

He's got wood.

[andy400]

Davey S2 said:

F**k the bed post some pics of his girlfriend.

Please don't.

No girl I've ever had has been big enough to break beds that quickly.....

[nonplussed]

evenflow said:

He's got wood.

[Wacky Racer]

WorAl said:

tell him to buy his own or sleep on the floor.

That's what he has been doing for the last week, I felt a bit sorry for him.......

[Mc lovin]

Is he a goth?

The reason i ask is, i was just curious as to why you have gone for the dungeon look.

[J5]

Jesus how big is this girl?! She snaps a bed in half just by sitting on it?

[bob1179]

Hope your making him pay for the hard work and labour.

Good effort on the bed, needs to be more 'rustic' though, that'll put the bird off.

[crofty1984]

Davey S2 said:

F**k the girlfriend post some pics of his bed.

To see if your handiwork stood up to the abuse. Product testing you see. Boyo will appreciate it knowing that you have made sure you've built him a nice solid bed.

[SimonV8ster]

Like the 'decking' touch.

Are you going to reinforce the floor as well ? (that wasn't a comment against his girlfiriend BTW)