Friday Caption

[Mr Trophy]

It's been awhile, and it's fking Friday!

Good Luck!

[gamefreaks]

"Watch this!"

[royceybaby]

Bacon Roll?

[Negative Creep]

Is that what the brochure meant when it said "convenient on street parking"?

[10 Pence Short]

Mr Trophy said:

"Hi Gov, you're not going to believe this! The entire world just turned 90 degrees to one side. Yeah, weird isn't it. It's OK, though. My van is still the right way up. What? How is my speed gun? Oh, don't worry, that's fine."

[cv01jw]

I said pull up AT THE SIDE of the road!

[KB_S1]

[Co Driver]

"Approaching Crest do NOT cut"

[cv01jw]

Police have recently taken responsibilty from the Highways Agency for rolling road blocks.

[Justayellowbadge]

Honest, Guv, it fell down the stairs.

[evenflow]

royceybaby said:

Bacon Roll?

Clever

[Touring Remo]

Hi Guv, a bit of an incident in the van. I've broken the wing mirror off.......How? um.....van fell on it...

[J500ANT]

Can I have a tow truck to my location, i've got a vehicle abandoned on a red route.

[Mattygooner]

IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE!!!

[fatboy b]

Hi Guv, you know you wanted us to find some evidence that speeding is dangerous.....

[Dibble]

Pah. Amateurs...

[jet_noise]

Dear All,

Scientific proof: small tree stronger than transit van shock.

I was also trying to liken the van to a dog cocking its leg to annoint the tree but it wouldn't flow so the above is my effort,

regards,
Jet

EFS treees!

Edited by jet_noise on Friday 30th October 10:57

Edited by jet_noise on Friday 30th October 10:58

[WorAl]

"Fasten your seatbelt, i'm going to try something..........oh st"

[quotemehappy]

"Free overturned police van with stamp duty paid with every town house bought.

[Jasandjules]

Dibble said:

Pah. Amateurs...

Show off...

[mat13]

Hi Mum, Sorry your birthday cards going to be a bit late......