Would you be in my 10%

[rich1231]

Right.

After various schemes and white cats sat on my lap I have now become despotic leader of the world. I have got the secret underwater base, the sidekicks, dead secret agents at my feet and a catch phrase.

It is my big plan as an arch villain to reduce the population of the earth to just 10% of what is is today.

First off I would spray my special infertility aerosol into the atmosphere. Overnight none of you can reproduce.

Why should I allow your line to continue?

[V8mate]

Because my missile is bigger than yours.

[mft]

I'll be your proof-reader.

[Marf]

Did you write the Georgia Guidestones?

[TIGA84]

Whats the catchphrase? Dead secret agents, undersea lair etc all pale into insignificance if you can't nail the catchphrase.

[tegwin]

I am the only person trained and equiped to service your underwater lair....Infact no other person could do the job without years of training!

If you do not let me 'reproduce' you will very shortly discover what happens when you run out of oxygen...

Compelling enough for you?

[Asterix]

I'm the world's best marketing and PR man.

I'll have you cannonised at the end of it.

[rich1231]

Only world leaders and agents facing sharks with frigging lasers get to know the catch phrase, sorry.

Why should I let you liv?


My Lair doesnt need oxygen supplies and will work forever btw.
I can't decide if the Dr evil or Ming the Merciless approach would be more appropriate.

[anonymous-user]

rich1231 said:

Right.

After various schemes and white cats sat on my lap I have now finally managed to get a girlfriend.

[Mc lovin]

rich1231 said:

Only world leaders and agents facing sharks with frigging lasers get to know the catch phrase, sorry.

You haven't got one have you, just admit it now

[Cara van man]

I'll be your lookey-likey to save you from assassination attempts.

Plus I can get you access to guns, lots of guns.

[rich1231]

Mc lovin said:

rich1231 said:

Only world leaders and agents facing sharks with frigging lasers get to know the catch phrase, sorry.

You haven't got one have you, just admit it now

Its lets say, a work in progress.


You are off the list at the moment sonny Jim.

[TIGA84]

Ok, I'll think of a catchphrase for you, thats my input.

Rich1231 AKA "The Reducer". (see bet you didnt think up a name either.......)

[Justayellowbadge]

Primarily because once you have eradicated all the undesirables from your world you will have nothing to rail against.

An existence where you are forced, through your own actions, to only be able to comment in the positive has got to be worth seeing.

[DrTre]

Can I be one of your one in ten.
A number on a list?
A statistic, a reminder,
of a world that doesn`t care?

[Stu_VTS]

I will follow you round backing up everything you say by shouting things like:

"Oh yeah you heard him"

"Oh You the man!!"

"How'd you like dem apples!!!"

etc

[Kitch88]

I can make a pretty awesome cup of tea




...I hope you like tea or I'm screwed aren't I?

[the-gofer]

Because I have spotted the mathematically based flaw in your plan, and you need a sidekick to reign in your diabolical (in both meanings of the word!) planning occasionally.

If you are making everyone infertile overnight, then you will ultimately reduce the population to 0%. Unless you have correspondingly invented an immortality spray for the lucky 10%.

[HOGEPH]

You'd be no match for this man.



Providing Q had given him a packet of Pro Plus.

[Mc lovin]

I'll be in your 10% as a henchman, every villain has them.