Yet another Fancy Dress conundrum

[Famous Graham]

This week's thread :

"Revolution"

I've contemplated gaffa taping an ice pick to my head, but that's not really working. I also don't really have the eyes (or hair, let's be honest) to pull off Mao Tse Tung - so to speak.

I would have been able to do Lech Waleza if I hadn't had copped out on the Lemmy and shaved it all off tonight (despite what I said about keeping it for 3 more weeks). This party is next Friday, and even one as testosterone-laden as I, can't generate the requisite level of hirsuteness in such a short time. Serves me right, really.

In short, I'm stuck. And as I'm such an unimaginative prole (see what I did there), I'm turning to you lot.

(I do shave my head, so maybe with my lack of beard, a rope around the neck might be a passable Benito...)

[HRG.]

Tooting Popular Front?

[cazzer]

Just take a plate of Garibaldi's and Bourbons.

[Famous Graham]

HRG. said:

Tooting Popular Front?

Hmmm...I'm sure I can find a beret somewhere.

Or...brown sack cloth and People's Front of Judea - splitters!

[jeff m]

French peasant, pitch fork, on which is a french noble's head.

Or depending how daring you are, Evita...wife goes as Che G.

[slideways]

Famous Graham said:

This week's thread :

"Revolution"

I've contemplated gaffa taping an ice pick to my head, but that's not really working. I also don't really have the eyes (or hair, let's be honest) to pull off Mao Tse Tung - so to speak.

I would have been able to do Lech Waleza if I hadn't had copped out on the Lemmy and shaved it all off tonight (despite what I said about keeping it for 3 more weeks). This party is next Friday, and even one as testosterone-laden as I, can't generate the requisite level of hirsuteness in such a short time. Serves me right, really.

In short, I'm stuck. And as I'm such an unimaginative prole (see what I did there), I'm turning to you lot.

(I do shave my head, so maybe with my lack of beard, a rope around the neck might be a passable Benito...)

turn up in your Y fronts.
When asked what your dressed as you can say
"I've come in my pants"

not bad for my 1000th post

[Ed]

Go for the full Baldrick style 'revolting peasant'.

Dress in black, paint tread pattern on your chevy and claim to be a tyre.

Go dressed as a French Aristocrat...who said which side of the revolution you should be on.

[captainzep]

Dress as Pete Burns in his Dead or Alive years.



When people ask "...for why?"

Simply sing:

"You spin me right round baby -right round -Like a record baby -Right round round rouuuuuuunnnd...


Revolution.

See?

[FWDRacer]

Rock up as John Lennon. White smock - long hair and round pink glasses. Job done.

If the holder of the party complains, take to his/her bed and stage a sit in. Peace.

[Don1]

FWDRacer said:

Rock up as John Lennon. White smock - long hair and round pink glasses. Job done.

If the holder of the party complains, take to his/her bed and stage a sit in. Peace.

This.

[DrTre]

Piece of piss: White shirt, dark slacks, couple of plastic bags

[Cara van Man]

HRG. said:

Tooting Popular Front?

Rics got that covered.

[Famous Graham]

DrTre said:

Piece of piss: White shirt, dark slacks, couple of plastic bags

I like that

[Ed]

Famous Graham said:

DrTre said:

Piece of piss: White shirt, dark slacks, couple of plastic bags

I like that

...and 4 Chinese tanks

[ali_kat]

[staceyb]

Go as a bottle of Vodka.

[trickywoo]

Elvis - theres always safety in numbers.

[shirt]

go as sliced bread. that was a revolution and no mistake!

do you mind if i hijack your thread graham? i need suggestions for a fancy dress do at the end of the month. theme is 'sexual innuendo'.

please noone suggest the Y fronts gag as that is just too cutting edge for my comedy tastes.

[DrTre]

shirt said:

do you mind if i hijack your thread graham? i need suggestions for a fancy dress do at the end of the month. theme is 'sexual innuendo'.

In your endo