Secret Santa...Bah Humbug!

[stevedrummie]

I have been roped into the office "secret santa " where I am the manager,five quid buget to buy a present for one of the women there ,before you all ask I don't have any photo's (take my word for it you just wouldn't)
So..any suggestions for what to buy her?
Criteria are -something a bit different,likely to be welcome and not something that will put me in front of a disciplinary hearing!

Cheers

Steve

[mybrainhurts]

Box of superglue...

[sleep envy]

do you get on with her?

[AndrewTait]

Chocolate Onions a la trick or treaters thread

[mybrainhurts]

sleep envy said:

do you get on with her?

On what...?

[Killer2005]

Bath stuff, or candles

[shirt]

the only time i have ever had to do this i bought a girl a cock shaped drinks bottle with a straw down the japs eye. she loved it!

[mybrainhurts]

Killer2005 said:

candles

Oi, he said...

not something that will put me in front of a disciplinary hearing!

[stevedrummie]

Yeah,get on with her ok but don't know her very well,she is part time and I havn't worked there very long myself.

[littlegreenfairy]

Have you got any idea what kind of things she likes?

What about a nice mug and some biccies? Then she can use it at work.

[jamoor]

Just go down to poundland and buy five different things.

It also seems a bit harsh forcing you to spend £5.00 when you clearly don't want to.

Edited by jamoor on Thursday 5th November 21:02

[T89 Callan]

stevedrummie said:

I don't have any photo's (take my word for it you just wouldn't)

We'll be the jusdge of that.

Anyway, nothing that can be construed as insulting so not soap or razors......

[71notout]

one of those squeezy stress buster things

[Mojooo]

had the same thing happen with a colleague (though i like him)

i had a browse on various gift sites for £5 gifts (our budget) and eventually found something ideal for him.

so just check out some random gift sites and u will find something eventually

[HOGEPH]

One of those "neck massagers"

[Nolar Dog]

A £5 gift bag that she can use to wrap your present in?

[Agrilla]

USB Finger Dance Mat

Nigel Slaters Real Fast Food & Real Fast Puddings


Nice make up set

Pasmhmina Scarf



Pearl Necklace?...

[Dan_1981]

Last time i was invited to do this i bought a vibrating cock ring.

Not been asked to play since?

[eharding]

Dan_1981 said:

Last time i was invited to do this i bought a vibrating cock ring.

Not been asked to play since?

Yes, but admit it - the last time you went to Tesco for a loaf of bread, some bacon, a dozen eggs and the Sunday papers, you bought a vibrating cock ring. The last time you went to B&Q for a 5 litre tin of Dulux White With a Hint of Brown...you bought a vibrating cock ring. The last time you went to Subway with the intention of buying an overpriced baguette, you were thrown out by the manager, and the young lass who asked you what salad filling you'd like needed counselling.

In short, you've got problems, none of them directly related to Secret Santa.