when you miss hear someone

[Road Hog]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her return, her
Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write
to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye
put yer old Mother thru?'


The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'


'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
plus a membership to the country club.....(takes a breath).....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera and... .'


'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.


Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'


'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.

[Ayahuasca]

Not bad but I am not sure it deserves its own thread.