Stick your Pussy up your arris

[Gargamel]

Every right thinking, intelligent, hard working, happy and successful person will surely agree with me, that the world would be much nicer if there were no domestic cats.

Evil, hateful, spiteful little creatures. Is there a Cat in the world today that at some point in its life for no apparent reason hasn’t ‘turned’ on its owner sinking teeth or claws into flesh?

No wonder for centuries they were considered as a creature of the Devil, associated with Death, Witchery, Sorcery and all that is unholy. In modern times they have become consumers of large amounts of bandwidth as retarded owners seek advice and approval from a motoring forum.

Surely the only thread most well balanced people want to see about cats is how to clean the messier bits from the grille of their trusted chariot.

Things that would be improved by the removal all domestic cats. A list please

1. The state of soft furnishings

[danrc]

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1256171716/Break...

That's one sorted.

Edited by danrc on Friday 6th November 12:18

[Justayellowbadge]

Oh good, it's been literally minutes since the last one.

[The Curn]

The population of garden birds would increase drastically I feel.

[st_files]

Christ....give me an intelligent, independent cat over a dog ANY day of the week.

Try taking a cat down to the park, throwing a stick and look at it as it gives you a "its your stick you dumbass, you go and get it....I'm off for a nap."

Cats arent stupid.

And they dont bark.

[Techn0]

I ran over a kitten once. The silly thing decided to run across a dual carriage way.

I felt bad for about 5 minutes.

[Jam Spavlin]

Hang on a mo im just off to make a brew don't start the I hate/love cats bhing till I get back!

[The Curn]

st_files said:

Christ....give me an intelligent, independent cat over a dog ANY day of the week.

Try taking a cat down to the park, throwing a stick and look at it as it gives you a "its your stick you dumbass, you go and get it....I'm off for a nap."

Cats arent stupid.

And they dont bark.

Cats are good for lazy types who like sitting around all day wearing sports wear, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating Swiss Rolls.

[Neil_H]

Gargamel said:

1. The state of soft furnishings

2. Reduction in the number of highly tedious weekly daily 'I fking hate cats I do, innit' threads.

[hondafanatic]

The Curn said:

st_files said:

Christ....give me an intelligent, independent cat over a dog ANY day of the week.

Try taking a cat down to the park, throwing a stick and look at it as it gives you a "its your stick you dumbass, you go and get it....I'm off for a nap."

Cats arent stupid.

And they dont bark.

Cats are good for lazy types who like sitting around all day wearing sports wear, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating Swiss Rolls.

In my experience, the people you just decribed normally stroll through the town centre with a pitbull type dog on the end of chain as they make their way to the pound shop.

[Gargamel]

Neil_H said:

Gargamel said:

1. The state of soft furnishings

2. Reduction in the number of highly tedious weekly daily 'I fking hate cats I do, innit' threads.

Or 30 page threads with pictures of fking cats

[The Curn]

hondafanatic said:

The Curn said:

st_files said:

Christ....give me an intelligent, independent cat over a dog ANY day of the week.

Try taking a cat down to the park, throwing a stick and look at it as it gives you a "its your stick you dumbass, you go and get it....I'm off for a nap."

Cats arent stupid.

And they dont bark.

Cats are good for lazy types who like sitting around all day wearing sports wear, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating Swiss Rolls.

In my experience, the people you just decribed normally stroll through the town centre with a pitbull type dog on the end of chain as they make their way to the pound shop.

Quite. But they probably have a cat as well.

[hondafanatic]

The Curn said:

hondafanatic said:

The Curn said:

st_files said:

Christ....give me an intelligent, independent cat over a dog ANY day of the week.

Try taking a cat down to the park, throwing a stick and look at it as it gives you a "its your stick you dumbass, you go and get it....I'm off for a nap."

Cats arent stupid.

And they dont bark.

Cats are good for lazy types who like sitting around all day wearing sports wear, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating Swiss Rolls.

In my experience, the people you just decribed normally stroll through the town centre with a pitbull type dog on the end of chain as they make their way to the pound shop.

Quite. But they probably have a cat as well.

To feed the dog?

[Cara van Man]

Brilliant!

Another fking cat thread.

All hail the mighty cat.

Edited by Cara van Man on Friday 6th November 12:32

[t84]

danrc said:

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1256171716/Break...

That's one sorted.

Edited by danrc on Friday 6th November 12:18

NSFW

[anonymous-user]

At least cats don't jump on people as they walk through the door + they don't stick their nose in people crotch either...

[The Curn]

hondafanatic said:

The Curn said:

hondafanatic said:

The Curn said:

st_files said:

Christ....give me an intelligent, independent cat over a dog ANY day of the week.

Try taking a cat down to the park, throwing a stick and look at it as it gives you a "its your stick you dumbass, you go and get it....I'm off for a nap."

Cats arent stupid.

And they dont bark.

Cats are good for lazy types who like sitting around all day wearing sports wear, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating Swiss Rolls.

In my experience, the people you just decribed normally stroll through the town centre with a pitbull type dog on the end of chain as they make their way to the pound shop.

Quite. But they probably have a cat as well.

To feed the dog?

Possibly yes. They might be breeding cats in the back yard in a small shed type arrangement , just to keep the dog in cheap food. I don't know really, but it could happen.

If I found out about it though, I'd report them to the RSPCA without a second thought. It's not acceptable behaviour nowadays. A bit like badger baiting and cock fighting.

[Neil_H]

Gargamel said:

Neil_H said:

Gargamel said:

1. The state of soft furnishings

2. Reduction in the number of highly tedious weekly daily 'I fking hate cats I do, innit' threads.

Or 30 page threads with pictures of fking cats

Which is worse; one clearly marked thread with cat pictures, or multiple threads for cat haters to vent their probably-diseased-spleens?

Hmmm?

[tribbles]

Gargamel said:

Neil_H said:

Gargamel said:

1. The state of soft furnishings

2. Reduction in the number of highly tedious weekly daily 'I fking hate cats I do, innit' threads.

Or 30 page threads with pictures of fking cats

You're right.







It's not enough - let's try to make it 50 pages.

[Road Hog]

didnt this guy like cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjo_GoJ03ps