Blair's true colours
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Asterix

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24,438 posts

245 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Of course it is obvious to anyone not living in a cave - but Blair is nothing but a power crazy, self serving shyster.

Funny how that when he seemed to be cruising to the EU Presidential post he was all modest, flattered and laid back about the whole thing. Now that he is under threat from far more worthy candidates, he's now phoning people in desperation to secure the post.

Hahaha - you're scum and beneath contempt and now you have just 'outed' yourself.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/art...

Jasandjules

71,283 posts

246 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Whatever the colour of money is that he is seeking at the time is his "true" color.

Like all good "socialists"........

catso

15,261 posts

284 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Article said:
Lord Mandelson, the First Secretary, has warned European leaders against opting for the lowest common denominator...
The slimey one speaks from labour party experience here.....

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

193 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Interesting about the rumpus Milliband is causing, by the possibility of him leaving. Mentioned here and there.

Milliband to lead labour come next election, 200%

Blair will also become president, I'm totally convinced. [tin foil hat mode] I'm bloody convinced it's just inevitable and this "Bliar may not make it" is just a part of the pantomime". [/tin foil hat mode]

"We are honestly flabberghasted how Tony made it as President, he was so humble, in touch, afraid and human, we are so pleased that he got it". Cue waving of EU flags and Tony being everso humble.......



.......Cue more self serving bullst.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

234 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Tangent Police said:
Interesting about the rumpus Milliband is causing, by the possibility of him leaving. Mentioned here and there.

Milliband to lead labour come next election, 200%

Blair will also become president, I'm totally convinced. [tin foil hat mode] I'm bloody convinced it's just inevitable and this "Bliar may not make it" is just a part of the pantomime". [/tin foil hat mode]

"We are honestly flabberghasted how Tony made it as President, he was so humble, in touch, afraid and human, we are so pleased that he got it". Cue waving of EU flags and Tony being everso humble.......



.......Cue more self serving bullst.
You forgot the last bit........................................ as the applause died down nobody noticed the barrel of a Barrett m107 snipers rifle slowly moving into position. The crack coming from its barrel echoing around the now near silent venue, followed by the shock and disbelief of those present as Blair’s lifeless and now shattered body crumpled to the ground, with it a final sigh from the man who destroyed the UK



Edited by AndrewW-G on Monday 9th November 12:00

F i F

47,021 posts

268 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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AndrewW-G said:
Tangent Police said:
Interesting about the rumpus Milliband is causing, by the possibility of him leaving. Mentioned here and there.

Milliband to lead labour come next election, 200%

Blair will also become president, I'm totally convinced. [tin foil hat mode] I'm bloody convinced it's just inevitable and this "Bliar may not make it" is just a part of the pantomime". [/tin foil hat mode]

"We are honestly flabberghasted how Tony made it as President, he was so humble, in touch, afraid and human, we are so pleased that he got it". Cue waving of EU flags and Tony being everso humble.......



.......Cue more self serving bullst.
You forgot the last bit........................................ as the applause died down nobody noticed the barrel of a Barrett m107 snipers rifle slowly moving into position. The crack coming from its barrel echoing around the now near silent venue, followed by the shock and disbelief of those present as Blair’s lifeless and now shattered body crumpled to the ground, with it a final sigh from the man who destroyed the UK
I like that!!

Can you arrange for a ricochet to deal with Winky? Two birds, one stone?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

266 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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not to worry, Terry Leahy has offered him a job at Tesco

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/ep...

F i F

47,021 posts

268 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Just noticed the Tony Blair Associates. rolleyes

Are we now going to see footnotes on the news like you get on the end credits for Vicar of Dibley? i.e Dawn French supplied by French and Saunders Ltd.

Give me strength.

elster

17,517 posts

227 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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I think the EU will be shooting themselves in the foot by having an unknown member.

As much as old Tony is a sleazy scumbag, he is well known and still highly regarded on the world platform.

However the argument should be concentrating on why the hell we are rolling over to allow a socialist state and dictatorship with an un-elected leader of a federal Europe.

Who will really do anything?

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

193 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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elster said:
I think the EU will be shooting themselves in the foot by having an unknown member.

As much as old Tony is a sleazy scumbag, he is well known and still highly regarded on the world platform.

However the argument should be concentrating on why the hell we are rolling over to allow a socialist state and dictatorship with an un-elected leader of a federal Europe.

Who will really do anything?
Tony would facilitate the transition into a USE very well. He would also help the issue of the Brits not playing ball. Ergo, he's essential.

chris watton

22,545 posts

277 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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I wonder if the EU politicos arn't really that bothered about Labour MP's now, considering they are very likely to be kicked to the other side of oblivion next year.

F i F

47,021 posts

268 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
Maybe, their company car fleet management is courtesy of these

Ayahuasca

27,500 posts

296 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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F i F said:
AndrewW-G said:
Tangent Police said:
Interesting about the rumpus Milliband is causing, by the possibility of him leaving. Mentioned here and there.

Milliband to lead labour come next election, 200%

Blair will also become president, I'm totally convinced. [tin foil hat mode] I'm bloody convinced it's just inevitable and this "Bliar may not make it" is just a part of the pantomime". [/tin foil hat mode]

"We are honestly flabberghasted how Tony made it as President, he was so humble, in touch, afraid and human, we are so pleased that he got it". Cue waving of EU flags and Tony being everso humble.......



.......Cue more self serving bullst.
You forgot the last bit........................................ as the applause died down nobody noticed the barrel of a Barrett m107 snipers rifle slowly moving into position. The crack coming from its barrel echoing around the now near silent venue, followed by the shock and disbelief of those present as Blair’s lifeless and now shattered body crumpled to the ground, with it a final sigh from the man who destroyed the UK
I like that!!

Can you arrange for a ricochet to deal with Winky? Two birds, one stone?
The bumbling, misshapen oaf in the ill-fitting suit didn't move. He seemed frozen, his mind too slow to comprehend what had just happened. "Eh, what are you all doing?" he mumbled to the bodyguards as they backed away from him.

An SAS man scanned the rooftops though his infra-red sight. "Got him, Boss," said Andy McNab. "Third window from the right, top floor. Looks like a Barret M107. He's re-loading and I have a clear shot. Shall I slot him?"

"No, hold your fire for a minute," said the SAS commander. He lit a cigarette and smiled.





poo at Paul's

14,469 posts

192 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Maybe Gordon can write him a personal letter of recommendation.......


( In return for some of Tony's "Tuck" of course)laugh

Engineer1

10,486 posts

226 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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sleep envy said:
not to worry, Terry Leahy has offered him a job at Tesco

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/ep...
Stacking shelves or collecting trolleys, isn't that the 2 options for those capable of vacant grins?

eharding

14,557 posts

301 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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AndrewW-G said:
Tangent Police said:
Interesting about the rumpus Milliband is causing, by the possibility of him leaving. Mentioned here and there.

Milliband to lead labour come next election, 200%

Blair will also become president, I'm totally convinced. [tin foil hat mode] I'm bloody convinced it's just inevitable and this "Bliar may not make it" is just a part of the pantomime". [/tin foil hat mode]

"We are honestly flabberghasted how Tony made it as President, he was so humble, in touch, afraid and human, we are so pleased that he got it". Cue waving of EU flags and Tony being everso humble.......



.......Cue more self serving bullst.
You forgot the last bit........................................ as the applause died down nobody noticed the barrel of a Barrett m107 snipers rifle slowly moving into position. The crack coming from its barrel echoing around the now near silent venue, followed by the shock and disbelief of those present as Blair’s lifeless and now shattered body crumpled to the ground, with it a final sigh from the man who destroyed the UK

Edited by AndrewW-G on Monday 9th November 12:00
Sadly, your scenario more likely has a different outcome:

As the sniper's finger began the process of applying the required force on the trigger, a sheet of plate glass detached itself from a gallery window above his vantage point - falling directly downwards, edge on....the crowd's applause for Blair turning to horrified screams as the sniper's head, neatly sliced off by the glass, bounced into the auditorium, spraying blood over the horrified onlookers in a wide arc.

In the panic, all attention moves from the stage; no-one noticed Blair's eyes flash to pure black for an instant, as beneath his coiffured hair, the three digits embossed on his scalp since birth glowed a deep, demonic red.



Edited by eharding on Tuesday 10th November 00:06

rypt

2,548 posts

207 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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I swear they must be twins

Edited by rypt on Monday 9th November 23:16