Mugging... who is the victim now?
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Sorry in advance if this is a repost:
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!㤤
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
㤤
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!㤤
Fake.
I know this because there would cops at his door within 20 minutes of making that threatening obama phone call.
A related story.
My friends house was broken into and they were robbed and assaulted (In the end it was somebody they knew from work, but he didn't know they lived there. Shows how dumb criminal are. Robbing someone who knows your name).
Anyway, we were elsewhere unknowing of what had happened to him.
We did one of our prank calls where we have a violent recording telling him "Not to call my girlfriend again blood" lol. It goes on for a while, pauses for responses, etc.
Thats when the police came on the line and told us where we lived (We were using a mobile registered to another address). They were in the police station with the cops when they got our prank call xD
Anyway, yeah. You make a prank call and they can pinpoint you damn quickly.
I know this because there would cops at his door within 20 minutes of making that threatening obama phone call.
A related story.
My friends house was broken into and they were robbed and assaulted (In the end it was somebody they knew from work, but he didn't know they lived there. Shows how dumb criminal are. Robbing someone who knows your name).
Anyway, we were elsewhere unknowing of what had happened to him.
We did one of our prank calls where we have a violent recording telling him "Not to call my girlfriend again blood" lol. It goes on for a while, pauses for responses, etc.
Thats when the police came on the line and told us where we lived (We were using a mobile registered to another address). They were in the police station with the cops when they got our prank call xD
Anyway, yeah. You make a prank call and they can pinpoint you damn quickly.
Frankeh said:
Fake.
I know this because there would cops at his door within 20 minutes of making that threatening obama phone call.
Well... they'd be at the muggers door not the muggee I know this because there would cops at his door within 20 minutes of making that threatening obama phone call.
This video has a similar happy ending. Watch a bit to set the scene then forward to 4 minutes for the punchline (so to speak)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS11ATrNA3A
bigandclever said:
Frankeh said:
Fake.
I know this because there would cops at his door within 20 minutes of making that threatening obama phone call.
Well... they'd be at the muggers door not the muggee I know this because there would cops at his door within 20 minutes of making that threatening obama phone call.
This video has a similar happy ending. Watch a bit to set the scene then forward to 4 minutes for the punchline (so to speak)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS11ATrNA3A
Well,
I can add a genuine one
A friend of mine runs a pub
As he left his pub 2 nights ago after locking up, some idiot thought it would be a good idea to attempt to mug him
I say 'Idiot' because if you met him, you would realise of all the people in our town you could pick to mug, this man would not be a wise target - built like a brick s
thouse as he is and having run some particularly troublesome city pubs, not without the ability to protect himself
Cue mugger being sparked out by a single punch and said friend walking away with slightly bruised knuckles
I can add a genuine one
A friend of mine runs a pub
As he left his pub 2 nights ago after locking up, some idiot thought it would be a good idea to attempt to mug him
I say 'Idiot' because if you met him, you would realise of all the people in our town you could pick to mug, this man would not be a wise target - built like a brick s
thouse as he is and having run some particularly troublesome city pubs, not without the ability to protect himselfCue mugger being sparked out by a single punch and said friend walking away with slightly bruised knuckles
Edited by AngryApples on Tuesday 10th November 19:19
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