There won't be anybody left soon.

[groucho]

In Midsomer, that is. Statistically there must be a lot of murderers.

[FourWheelDrift]

It's the undertaker, he did them all.

He's the only one in the village during a recession who can afford a new car.

[groucho]

Another one bites the dust.

[MonkeyHanger]

FourWheelDrift said:

It's the undertaker, he did them all.

He's the only one in the village during a recession who can afford a new car.

It's clearly Bergerac or whatever he's calling himself these days. He's the only one who is always there...

Same with Murder She Wrote. Jessica Fletcher is a mass murderer !

[RDE]

I'd be more worried about the hospital Dick Van Dyke works at. He's not even a fking detective!

[MonkeyHanger]

RDE said:

I'd be more worried about the hospital Dick Van Dyke works at. He's not even a fking detective!

I thought he was a Chimney Sweep with a dodgy accent ?

[RDE]

Clearly the US needs more stringent regulation of doctor's hours. Three jobs! He has people's lives in his hands.

[Jasandjules]

If I lived there I think I'd have moved out, yet you don't see hundreds of houses up for sale......