Your finest hour.....
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I'm a bit of a 
I know, but I wanted to share with you what I have just done.
Half an hour ago, very bored,
called my sister......
Me: "Sis, you've got to come over and see this! It's the most unbelievable thing ever!"
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Forget tea, this is more important."
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Seriously, you need to see this. Tea can wait."
Sis:"Is it on the internet? Just email me the link."
Me: "I can't, my email account has blown up, just come round now."
Sis:"I'M HAVING MY TEA!!!!! fk OFF!!!!!"
Me: "Well fine,
if you don't want to see it then fi......."
Sis:"What is it?"
Me: "Come over and you'll see. It's the best, most fantastically amazing thing you will ever witness, and it's all thanks to me, your selfless brother."
Sis:"OK, give me ten minutes."
Hee hee hee so she left her tea and her fiance, got in her car, warmed up said car, drove 4 miles to my house and let herself in while I hid in the bathroom.
She walked into my study to find that, in big letters on my laptop screen, I'd written.....
YOU'RE A GAY!!!!!!!!
All I heard following her discovery was fking tt MArtin I'm going to fking blah blah blah. 
Come on then PHers, what are your finest hours?
I know, but I wanted to share with you what I have just done.Half an hour ago, very bored,
called my sister......Me: "Sis, you've got to come over and see this! It's the most unbelievable thing ever!"
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Forget tea, this is more important."
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Seriously, you need to see this. Tea can wait."
Sis:"Is it on the internet? Just email me the link."
Me: "I can't, my email account has blown up, just come round now."
Sis:"I'M HAVING MY TEA!!!!! f
k OFF!!!!!"Me: "Well fine,
if you don't want to see it then fi......."Sis:"What is it?"
Me: "Come over and you'll see. It's the best, most fantastically amazing thing you will ever witness, and it's all thanks to me, your selfless brother."
Sis:"OK, give me ten minutes."
Hee hee hee so she left her tea and her fiance, got in her car, warmed up said car, drove 4 miles to my house and let herself in while I hid in the bathroom.
She walked into my study to find that, in big letters on my laptop screen, I'd written.....
YOU'RE A GAY!!!!!!!!
All I heard following her discovery was
fking tt MArtin I'm going to fking blah blah blah. Come on then PHers, what are your finest hours?
You're not f
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