The Bullsh1t Me Thread

[CyprusCraig]

Ok. so heres how it goes, the first post of every page has to be a question and for the rest of the page people have to try and give the best bullst answers that are almost believable...

so i'll start.

How does sound travel??

[AndrewW-G]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

First class only, none of that steerage nonesense, that's why its so quick

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

CyprusCraig said:

Ok. so heres how it goes, the first post of every page has to be a question and for the rest of the page people have to try and give the best bullst answers that are almost believable...

so i'll start.

How does sound travel??

fk knows

[Don]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

Very carefully in between the gaps.

[Marf]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

Noisily.

[Los Palmas 7]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

Sound travels via tiny copper wires that connect everything, and I mean everything. Every object, every person, every thing is connected to your ears by tiny copper wires.

And that's how you hear things.

[Mr MoJo]

Sound travels in the exhaust of my car. Thats the only explanation I now have to give SWMBO when she asks why the Griff has to be so loud

[Steamer]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

It's usual mode of transport is via the boot of a Vauxhall Corsa or similar small hatchback. The amplification of the sound is directly proportional to the inadequacy of the drivers sexual performance.

[james_tigerwoods]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

That depends on who's listening....

[The Wookie]

I'm sure it has something to with Mexicans felling trees in the woods. Or something.

Edited by The Wookie on Thursday 19th November 15:58

[Scott330ci]

The Wookie said:

Mexicans

Its spelt M U S I C I A N S

not mexicans

duh

Edited by Scott330ci on Thursday 19th November 15:58

[TheEnd]

Wet dogs smell due to traces of cyanobacteria in ponds and rivers that can remain on the fur, and get "reactivated" when wet. To stop dogs producing a smell, they need to be autoclaved first, and then kept away from sources of cyanobacteria.

Conversely, it's popular in some east european countries to dip puppies in coffee, so they produce a warm, homely smell when damp.

[Poledriver]

If it's something I want to keep private, sound travels towards the woman.
If I'm trying to communicate with her, sound travels away from the woman!

[WorAl]

Sound travels in the dead of night, stalking its victims, waiting to pounce when they are least expecting it.

[BoRED S2upid]

Quickly.

[williamp]

Sound travels around-not through. Its how the Beach Boys managed to sing "I get around"

[V8mate]

CyprusCraig said:

Ok. so heres how it goes, the first post of every page has to be a question

But everyone has different page lengths. Mine is 80 posts, for example, others 40, 20 and some still think they're on dial-up and set theirs at 10ppp.

[KaraK]

CyprusCraig said:

How does sound travel??

it sneaks up on you, like a ninja - you never hear it untill its right on top of you

[Jgtv]

Sound travels through tiny vibrations of very very small bacterial size insects that live in the air, called flyspers. ( because they look a bit like a cross between a fly, a spider an a wasp)
Their wings are so small and bodies almost hollow that they echo when they bounce up against each other, diffrent population levels of insects and species very over location which is why we have diffrent accents and languages.