Marine Bumper Stickers - For your Enjoyment

[Jimbeaux]

I know, I know, this is machisimo, etc; however, these are some funny a$$ed bumper stickers when seen in the face of the unbalanced PC world we live in today. Here is a bit of a counterbalance in true irreverent PH fashion:


It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden --
It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

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Marine Sniper -
"You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

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" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

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"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine.
Stop Global Whining"

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"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and
Communism, WAR Has Never Solved Anything."

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"U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors
to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

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Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

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"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely,
Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

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"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America With An
Opportunity To Die For Their Country Since 1775"

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"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

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"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

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"Artillery Brings Dignity to What
Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

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"One Shot, Twelve Kills --
US Navy Gun Fire Support"

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"Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions?
If So, What Do They Talk About?"

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"My kid fought in Iraq so your
kid can party in college"

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"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

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"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy --
Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

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"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You
Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

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"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering
If they made a difference in the world. But the Marines
don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

Edited by Jimbeaux on Friday 20th November 03:19

[maser_spyder]

One of my favourites;


Join the army!

Travel the World!

Meet interesting new people!

And kill them.

[V8A*ndy]

I know it's wrong but I seen this one.....


"U.S.Marines defenders of the red white and blue on blue

[HereBeMonsters]

Did war end communism?

[Baby Huey]

HereBeMonsters said:

Did war end communism?

No.

[JCB123]

Some of those are actually quite good...especially "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

[Saddle bum]

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What
Would Otherwise Be Just A vulgar Brawl"

'Fraid UK has the copyright on that.

[DangerousMike]

Baby Huey said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Did war end communism?

No.

Did war end slavery?

[HOGEPH]

All the marine quotes you'll ever need.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiZlC3xHnlg

[SpringerMan]

U.S Marines - Like the Royal Marines, but not as good

[Jag-D]

I like:

Marine Sniper
"You can run, but you'll just die tired!"


and


"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"




and finally




"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

[WorAl]

SpringerMan said:

U.S Marines - Like the Royal Marines, but not as good

Yep.

[Gargamel]

DangerousMike said:

Baby Huey said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Did war end communism?

No.

Did war end slavery?

Not in the UK, but yes in the US

[isee]

Jag-D said:

I like:

Marine Sniper
"You can run, but you'll just die tired!"


and


"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"




and finally




"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

+1

the rest of them seem to range between ignorant to wrong

Edited by isee on Friday 20th November 11:28

[Mikeyboy]

Gargamel said:

DangerousMike said:

Baby Huey said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Did war end communism?

No.

Did war end slavery?

Not in the UK, but yes in the US

And in a great deal of other places. As Royal Marines and the Royal Navy have the record to prove.

Did War stop the extermination of the jews? oh, oh yes it did.

[rich1231]

How on earth do these things turn in to UK VS US armed forces cock waving fests?

[Mikeyboy]

rich1231 said:

How on earth do these things turn in to UK VS US armed forces cock waving fests?

natural antipathy?
the fact that we can't face the fact that our entire combined armed forces is smaller the the US Marine Corp. Who knows?

oh and I'm exagerating for affect there by the way, i haven't checked but I think we may , just, have slightly more troops than the USMC

Edited by Mikeyboy on Friday 20th November 11:46

[Jimbeaux]

V8A*ndy said:

I know it's wrong but I seen this one.....


"U.S.Marines defenders of the red white and blue on blue

Ahhh, as expected.

[Jimbeaux]

DangerousMike said:

Baby Huey said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Did war end communism?

No.

Did war end slavery?

The emancipation proclamation officially ended it it here; however, the Civil War, in fact, enforced it.

[Jimbeaux]

rich1231 said:

How on earth do these things turn in to UK VS US armed forces cock waving fests?

Odd is it not? I simply wanted to bring some smiles and a light mood. I even prefaced the thread with disclaimers; however, in one of PH's more undesirable traditions, it turns into just what you said.