New Moon/Twilight
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Dear Lord...if I ever have to watch this 2 1/4hr diatribe of lovelorn teenage depressive angst ridden anxiety flick ever again shoot me. On the spot. Dead. In the head. Please.
Words cannot describe how stunning...and seriously here I *really* do mean stunningly...bad this film was. It was bad in every sense. It was...well...it was just bad! Bad, bad, bad!
Bad!
Even my wife was laughing at how corny and cheesily bad it was and its her sodding fault my sorry arse got dragged out to frigging Coventry to see it.
Words cannot describe how stunning...and seriously here I *really* do mean stunningly...bad this film was. It was bad in every sense. It was...well...it was just bad! Bad, bad, bad!
Bad!
Even my wife was laughing at how corny and cheesily bad it was and its her sodding fault my sorry arse got dragged out to frigging Coventry to see it.
Er...Im in Rugby Ali. Where do you think I am!
I dont know if they have changed it from the books, the wife didnt say. I think more happens in the books though from what she has said. The entire point of the film just seems to be for girlies to drool at the hunky boy-toy showing his abs and pecs off.
I dont know if they have changed it from the books, the wife didnt say. I think more happens in the books though from what she has said. The entire point of the film just seems to be for girlies to drool at the hunky boy-toy showing his abs and pecs off.
DJC said:
Er...Im in Rugby Ali. Where do you think I am!
I dont know if they have changed it from the books, the wife didnt say. I think more happens in the books though from what she has said. The entire point of the film just seems to be for girlies to drool at the hunky boy-toy showing his abs and pecs off.
I dont know if they have changed it from the books, the wife didnt say. I think more happens in the books though from what she has said. The entire point of the film just seems to be for girlies to drool at the hunky boy-toy showing his abs and pecs off.
But i thought you'd have found a 'nicer' cinema over that way 
Ahh, so it has been commercialised from the original then (which I sat and watched last night having recently read the books and thought they did a good job with it, kept to the story, didn't miss much out that was essential to the plot (unlike HP!)or ADD anything!) pity
They are good enough books (remembering that they are aimed at young teenagers) to be left alone The underlying message I got from them was to hold on to your youth (and virginity) and enjoy yourself until you knew it was the right time for you to let go.ali_kat said:
DJC said:
Er...Im in Rugby Ali. Where do you think I am!
I dont know if they have changed it from the books, the wife didnt say. I think more happens in the books though from what she has said. The entire point of the film just seems to be for girlies to drool at the hunky boy-toy showing his abs and pecs off.
I dont know if they have changed it from the books, the wife didnt say. I think more happens in the books though from what she has said. The entire point of the film just seems to be for girlies to drool at the hunky boy-toy showing his abs and pecs off.
But i thought you'd have found a 'nicer' cinema over that way Ahh, so it has been commercialised from the original then (which I sat and watched last night having recently read the books and thought they did a good job with it, kept to the story, didn't miss much out that was essential to the plot (unlike HP!)or ADD anything!) pity
They are good enough books (remembering that they are aimed at young teenagers) to be left alone The underlying message I got from them was to hold on to your youth (and virginity) and enjoy yourself until you knew it was the right time for you to let go."If you loved me, you would"
I couldn't help feel that main angsty vampire guys primary method of expression seemed to be "blue steel" (al la zoolander) Truly awful film which was the only downside to my trip to exeter this weekend...
Also how come in a vampire film that stretches out past 2 WHOLE ENTIRE MIND NUMBINGLY TEDIOUS HOURS was there not a single scene where a vampire kills/eats anyone? Its fairly central to the whole vampire mythology that they occasionally bite people, and is in fact the whole point (sorry) of the teeth
....aaaaaaand another thing - sparkling - really?
Also how come in a vampire film that stretches out past 2 WHOLE ENTIRE MIND NUMBINGLY TEDIOUS HOURS was there not a single scene where a vampire kills/eats anyone? Its fairly central to the whole vampire mythology that they occasionally bite people, and is in fact the whole point (sorry) of the teeth
....aaaaaaand another thing - sparkling - really?
So New Moon is worse than the original angst-ridden, teen sigh full, plotless, peadophilic vampire non-love story Twilight then?
Almost got dragged to it at the weekend, but managed to turn the car around halfway with the promise of putting the latest Harry Potter on the projector at home. The lesser of two evils...
Almost got dragged to it at the weekend, but managed to turn the car around halfway with the promise of putting the latest Harry Potter on the projector at home. The lesser of two evils...
Showed my daughter lost boys at the weekend...she wasnt impressed by Jack Bower's punk bloodsucker but her little brother wants a stake for Christmas to complete his Frog brothers costume!
(on a serious point....my 13 yr old went from hating reading to blasting through all the twighlight books 4 times each!...so educational, i'm all for it)
(on a serious point....my 13 yr old went from hating reading to blasting through all the twighlight books 4 times each!...so educational, i'm all for it)
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