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She can't bear to be out of the limelight for 5 minutes. I was unfortunate enough to watch one of her programmes a few months back, and the big 'I don't care' act was so shallow you could see staight through it. She needs serious counselling.
Edit - another thing, all these faux celebrities from Kerry Catona to Jordan or whoever, are only about because the public buy the bloody magazines. So it's our own fault they're there.
Probably not the people on this forum though...
Edit - another thing, all these faux celebrities from Kerry Catona to Jordan or whoever, are only about because the public buy the bloody magazines. So it's our own fault they're there.
Probably not the people on this forum though...
Edited by Mark34bn on Monday 23 November 21:32
You should all take up pottery or something...
You angry bunch of people
I doubt she cares what you think of her... Just so long as she's making money from what you "do" think of her...
Will someone on here write a thread on here about Stephen Hawking recieving disability allowance, I missed fireworks night...
You angry bunch of people
I doubt she cares what you think of her... Just so long as she's making money from what you "do" think of her...
Will someone on here write a thread on here about Stephen Hawking recieving disability allowance, I missed fireworks night...
For those of you even vaguely interested in the countries most popular bike, she's now apparently single again. Upon hearing the news I almost died laughing. Especially when her recent fella was apparently heading over to Oz to propose ....
A : "Hi, would you marry me?"
J : "Sod off, we're history".
A : "?"
A : "Hi, would you marry me?"
J : "Sod off, we're history".
A : "?"
clonmult said:
For those of you even vaguely interested in the countries most popular bike, she's now apparently single again. Upon hearing the news I almost died laughing. Especially when her recent fella was apparently heading over to Oz to propose ....
A : "Hi, would you marry me?"
J : "Sod off, we're history".
A : "?"
Really ? A : "Hi, would you marry me?"
J : "Sod off, we're history".
A : "?"
That's brilliant MikeO996 said:
when she was just a glamour model
she's more than that now? I saw her on some tv show claiming her now apparently ex boyfriend was a cagefighter (I follow mma) and that "he's a cage fighter, you know the UFC". Much hilarity ensued as that clown will never get anywhere near the UFC, he was a decent level UK fighter at best, certainly not UFC standard. I was kind of wondering whether to post this or not but my thoughts on Ms Price are something along these lines
I have real trouble articulating how very much I loathe this oxygen thief and all round waste of space. But I will have a f
king good crack at it as I really can't stand her.
I think that she is utterly vacuous, unattractive, dim-witted beyond reasonable comprehension, stupid, enormously over-rated, shallow as a teaspoon and now I also believe her to be a vile vindictive desperate liar.
The first thing I hate is the fact that people say, "Oh but she is actually very clever and a shrewd business woman - she's made herself a fortune"
No. No she isn't. She is undoubtedly rich but she is none of these other things. She has made a lot of money by renting out her clunge and baps to the highest red-top bidder and by selling her bukake covered soul to Max fking Clifford.
She has made her money by flashing her bits and selling stories of whom she has fked to the papers - and how good they were/weren't in bed. Personally I thought that she should have been arrested for having sex with GGGGGGGG Gareth Gates - how old was he when that happened?
I hope he went straight back to his room and stood with his knob in a bottle of dettol for the rest of the night.
Yes she is rich but Savvy? Intelligent? Not as long as I have a hole in my arse. Have you ever listened to the saft bint? She seems to have the vocabulary and mental agility of a whelk - and I would wager - the odour.
Anyway she goes onto I’m a celebrity get me out of here and hooks up with Peter Andre.
Now at this time the public perception of Peter is that, generally, his is a bit of a greasy tt and all round antipodean tool.
Fast-forward and they have gotten married and done a couple of kids – personally I kind of thought that they deserved each other.
Now a year later and they have their own TV show – now I have never really watched this but on the odd occasion that I have glimpsed ten minutes here is what I have worked out.
Jordan is more stupid than even I had previously thought
Jordan is the most unreasonable, petty and demanding woman in the world
Peter is actually quite articulate, reasonably intelligent, seems to be a fantastic dad and has the patience of a fking saint.
Anyway now they are getting divorced and Jordan is all over the papers slagging off Peter here there and everywhere and generally making herself look very much like the bint that she is.
Peter on the other hand has maintained a discrete silence on the matter and when he has been on telly hasn’t been drawn to comment on what a god-awful waste of space and all round spunk-bowser his missus is.
Cue a massive switch in the opinions of the British public – Pete comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke and Jordan comes off as a heartless slag with no moral compass.
So what does she do? That’s right she starts crying “Rape” only she won’t reveal who it was, where it was, or indeed when it was. Only that it was a celebrity.
Frankly I don’t believe her. And I struggle to think of a worse piece of attention-whoring than to cry rape just because your ex husband is getting better press than you.
And if that wasn't enough vile tastelessness for you then she starts banging on, in the papers, about how she has terminated 2 of her husbands babies. Why the fk would you air that in public? It's just the very height of distaste.
She seems to be the Chav queen – someone who the betracksuited hordes can look up to now that Jade is dead. They all thought Jade was a genius because she had made a bob or two though. fking retards.
I very much enjoyed watching her get punished, every day by the British public - I imagine getting nominated 5 times in a row is some kind of world record.
It wasn't the tasks that I enjoyed the most - it was her slow realisation that the British public really, really must hate her. You can't put a price on that.
I have real trouble articulating how very much I loathe this oxygen thief and all round waste of space. But I will have a f
king good crack at it as I really can't stand her.I think that she is utterly vacuous, unattractive, dim-witted beyond reasonable comprehension, stupid, enormously over-rated, shallow as a teaspoon and now I also believe her to be a vile vindictive desperate liar.
The first thing I hate is the fact that people say, "Oh but she is actually very clever and a shrewd business woman - she's made herself a fortune"
No. No she isn't. She is undoubtedly rich but she is none of these other things. She has made a lot of money by renting out her clunge and baps to the highest red-top bidder and by selling her bukake covered soul to Max f
king Clifford.She has made her money by flashing her bits and selling stories of whom she has f
ked to the papers - and how good they were/weren't in bed. Personally I thought that she should have been arrested for having sex with GGGGGGGG Gareth Gates - how old was he when that happened?I hope he went straight back to his room and stood with his knob in a bottle of dettol for the rest of the night.
Yes she is rich but Savvy? Intelligent? Not as long as I have a hole in my arse. Have you ever listened to the saft bint? She seems to have the vocabulary and mental agility of a whelk - and I would wager - the odour.
Anyway she goes onto I’m a celebrity get me out of here and hooks up with Peter Andre.
Now at this time the public perception of Peter is that, generally, his is a bit of a greasy t
t and all round antipodean tool.Fast-forward and they have gotten married and done a couple of kids – personally I kind of thought that they deserved each other.
Now a year later and they have their own TV show – now I have never really watched this but on the odd occasion that I have glimpsed ten minutes here is what I have worked out.
Jordan is more stupid than even I had previously thought
Jordan is the most unreasonable, petty and demanding woman in the world
Peter is actually quite articulate, reasonably intelligent, seems to be a fantastic dad and has the patience of a f
king saint.Anyway now they are getting divorced and Jordan is all over the papers slagging off Peter here there and everywhere and generally making herself look very much like the bint that she is.
Peter on the other hand has maintained a discrete silence on the matter and when he has been on telly hasn’t been drawn to comment on what a god-awful waste of space and all round spunk-bowser his missus is.
Cue a massive switch in the opinions of the British public – Pete comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke and Jordan comes off as a heartless slag with no moral compass.
So what does she do? That’s right she starts crying “Rape” only she won’t reveal who it was, where it was, or indeed when it was. Only that it was a celebrity.
Frankly I don’t believe her. And I struggle to think of a worse piece of attention-whoring than to cry rape just because your ex husband is getting better press than you.
And if that wasn't enough vile tastelessness for you then she starts banging on, in the papers, about how she has terminated 2 of her husbands babies. Why the f
k would you air that in public? It's just the very height of distaste.She seems to be the Chav queen – someone who the betracksuited hordes can look up to now that Jade is dead. They all thought Jade was a genius because she had made a bob or two though. f
king retards.I very much enjoyed watching her get punished, every day by the British public - I imagine getting nominated 5 times in a row is some kind of world record.
It wasn't the tasks that I enjoyed the most - it was her slow realisation that the British public really, really must hate her. You can't put a price on that.
Edited by Mr Gearchange on Tuesday 24th November 15:23
MikeO996 said:
Britain's most hated person at present.
I remember her being interviewed by Graham Norton a few years back when she was just a glamour model - came across as a seriously nasty piece of work.
I think I saw that or at least a repeat of it on another show because it was so awful. I think the reason it was shown was because she was asked a question by a member of the audience, to which the plastic chested one asked her how many children she had. The audience member said something like 4 or 5 to which the botoxed, plastic, thick bint said "coor, you must 'ave a bucket".I remember her being interviewed by Graham Norton a few years back when she was just a glamour model - came across as a seriously nasty piece of work.
She's so charming.
How many children does she have now? Still at least the lady in the audience's were all with the same man.
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