Today's caption competition

[Wacky Racer]

Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant in conversation with HRH......

[paulmurr]

Pull my finger

[Sixpackpert]

And I was very, very drunk.

[Lord Pikey]

"So I tell the swamp donkey to suck it, before I trunk her in the trademans entrance and have a lick of me yarballs"

[Justayellowbadge]

Table for one, and bring me the wine list.

[Emsman]

Your mum is a german, the prince is a greek and they invented it.


So, has your mum got an ahole like a kicked in catflap

[central]

BANG! You're dead.

[Size Nine Elm]

It's been a long time since I rock'n'rolled...

[Asterix]

"Remember that hooker from the Continental Hyatt in LA? She said to say hello and can she have her knickers back?"

[Ray Singh]

Emsman said:

Your mum is a german, the prince is a greek and they invented it.


So, has your mum got an ahole like a kicked in catflap

I can hear the sirens now - they will take you to the tower for saying things like that...

I tells yer.....

[lazyitus]

Talking to fking plants, again !

[Justayellowbadge]

lazyitus said:

Talking to fking plants, again !

Nice.

[Wacky Racer]

lazyitus said:

Talking to fking plants, again !

[Cara Van Man]

"....hey Charlie boy, are those brown wings from Camilla or Di?...."

[Asterix]

lazyitus said:

Talking to fking plants, again !

V Good

[The Hypno-Toad]

When I was doing Di, she said yours was this big.

[Wacky Racer]

"It's bin a long time since I rock 'n rolled"

[North West Tom]

Spare some change?

[Size Nine Elm]

Wacky Racer said:

"It's bin a long time since I rock 'n rolled"

Size Nine Elm at 12:29 said:

It's been a long time since I rock'n'rolled...

[robinhood21]

...and with the aid of a little butter...