Need a new alias

[Max Turbo]

Hello

I am doing some mystery shopping on the weekend, pretending to buy various cars. I have done it quite a few times before but each time I do it, I need a new alias so that my name does not keep flagging up on the national computers.

So, I need a new surname that works ok with my first name, Max.

Comical answers can work, as long as they are believable. So far, I have used:

Max Jefferson
Max Payne
and various extended family names etc

Thoughts please!

[RetroTed]

Max Hardcore

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore

[chris1roll]

Rockatansky

[dougc]

Max Power

(strap yourself in and feel the Gs)

[Stevenj214]

Max D. Meridius

[mybrainhurts]

Mosley...

[Ry_B]

How do you get into a job where you get to pretend to buy cars?

PS Max cool

[Max Turbo]

Ry_B said:

How do you get into a job where you get to pretend to buy cars?

PS Max cool

That's a secret i'm afraid, else you lot would all be doing it and depriving me of my much needed cash!

Love the ideas so far!!

[W00DY]

It's got to be believable, so i'd use a real name and there's really only one choice there.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

Who wouldn't want to give him a great deal? no-one who cared for their lives wouldn't.

Edited by W00DY on Wednesday 25th November 22:27

[al1991]

Mystery shopping for cars, what an ace job!

[Max Turbo]

W00DY said:

It's got to be believable, so i'd use a real name and theres really only one choice there.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

Who wouldn't want to give him a great deal, no-one who cared for their lives wouldn't.

[Maxf]

Max Overdrive
Max Power
Max imum

[Max Turbo]

al1991 said:

Mystery shopping for cars, what an ace job!

Wish it was full time, but its only once every few months. Gives me some beer tokens and kills a boring saturday dead!

[Poledriver]

Just modify your name on here slightly... How about Max Turbate?

[80quattro]

[s3fella]

dougc said:

Max Power

(strap yourself in and feel the Gs)

"Great name, Max"



"thanks, I got it off the hair dryer"...





(Simpsons fans will get it!!)

Stick a few titles in too, Capt always seems to get people fawning and beinig quite sycophantic for some reason!

Edited by s3fella on Wednesday 25th November 22:58

[Max Turbo]

s3fella said:

dougc said:

Max Power

(strap yourself in and feel the Gs)

"Great name, Max"



"thanks, I got it off the hair dryer"...





(Simpsons fans will get it!!)

Stick a few titles in too, Capt always seems to get people fawning and beinig quite sycophantic for some reason!

Edited by s3fella on Wednesday 25th November 22:58

Captain Max T. Thunderpants - something like that?

[samdale]

max cooper, the gumball organiser?
not so funny but at least its topical

[tossbag]

Max 'Motherfker' Factor.
Motherfker optional.

[markmullen]

Max Timewaster (can you tell mystery shoppers got on my tits?)