Things you have tasted and wish you hadn't
Things you have tasted and wish you hadn't
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Lord Pikey

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3,258 posts

244 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Title says it all really. In the spirit of things ill start.

I may or may not of been on the receiving end of my own "money shot" due to a ex girlfriends bad aim. spermyumhurl

A relative of mine has also had the pleasure of thinking her tea tasted a bit off only to realise her cat had just took a quick piddle in the cup . hurl

Come on PH, lighten my day. biggrin



Edited by Lord Pikey on Thursday 26th November 09:59

Johnny

9,652 posts

313 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Durian.

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

203 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Nitromors

motco

17,622 posts

275 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Johnny said:
Durian.
yes

Johnny

9,652 posts

313 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
I may or may not of been on the receiving end of my own "money shot" due to a ex girlfriends bad aim...
And if you had admitted to that and said you'd enjoyed it, or did it yourself as you ' just wanted to see what it tasted like' the I might have been slightly impressed.

But your effort, and subsequent GF blamage, just reeks of 'must try harder'.

Edited by Johnny on Thursday 26th November 09:04

Furberger

719 posts

228 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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motco said:
Johnny said:
Durian.
yes
+1

Lord Pikey

Original Poster:

3,258 posts

244 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Johnny said:
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And if you had admitted to that and said you'd enjoyed it, or did it yourself as you ' just wanted to see what it tasted like' the I might have been slightly impressed.

But your effort, and subsequent GF blamage, just reeks of 'must try harder'.
You want me to try harder at tasting it! ?

Floor Tom

419 posts

214 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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DOT 4 brake fluid, though I can't remember what it actually tasted like now. I just remember running to the sink and washing my mouth out quite a few times.

clonmult

10,529 posts

238 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Along the same lines as the OP, worst thing I've ever caught a whiff of (wouldn't taste it!) was my fingers after they'd been down the pants of some girl .... I had to drive home with the windows open, as the stench was utterly vile.

Johnny

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313 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
Johnny said:
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And if you had admitted to that and said you'd enjoyed it, or did it yourself as you ' just wanted to see what it tasted like' the I might have been slightly impressed.

But your effort, and subsequent GF blamage, just reeks of 'must try harder'.
You want me to try harder at tasting it! ?
The question is do you want to try harder at tasting it? We're all friends here, you can talk to us wink

Lord Pikey

Original Poster:

3,258 posts

244 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Johnny said:
Lord Pikey said:
Johnny said:
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And if you had admitted to that and said you'd enjoyed it, or did it yourself as you ' just wanted to see what it tasted like' the I might have been slightly impressed.

But your effort, and subsequent GF blamage, just reeks of 'must try harder'.
You want me to try harder at tasting it! ?
The question is do you want to try harder at tasting it? We're all friends here, you can talk to us wink
I think i can safely say that its not something i want to experiance again no matter how hard times get i dont think ill be resorting to sore knees to make some extra cash.

and as for my own, i think ill leave it to hearing via partners wether pinapple juice makes it taste nicer wink

BoRED S2upid

21,050 posts

269 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Johnny said:
Lord Pikey said:
Johnny said:
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And if you had admitted to that and said you'd enjoyed it, or did it yourself as you ' just wanted to see what it tasted like' the I might have been slightly impressed.

But your effort, and subsequent GF blamage, just reeks of 'must try harder'.
You want me to try harder at tasting it! ?
The question is do you want to try harder at tasting it? We're all friends here, you can talk to us wink
Notice he doesn't say he didn't enjoy it. Theres no IT WAS HORRIBLE!

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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The stuff you put on things to stop puppie chewing everything! jesus that stuff is nasty!

Johnny

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313 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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MonkeyMatt said:
The stuff you put on things to stop puppie chewing everything! jesus that stuff is nasty!
Been jizzing on the furniture again?

Edited by Johnny on Thursday 26th November 09:16

Poledriver

29,591 posts

223 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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A spoon full of extra hot wasabi. It was a dare... I tried... I failed! frownhurl

bazking69

8,620 posts

219 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Splashback of wheel acid isn't pleasant.

Bing o

15,184 posts

248 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Lord Pikey said:
I may or may not of been on the receiving end of my own "money shot" due to a ex girlfriends bad aim. spermyumhurl
Is this the infamous "self-bukkake" moment?

steveo3002

11,207 posts

203 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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when i was working in a bodyshop i poured some laquer into a coke bottle for taking home later and left it on my bench

came out of the spray booth gagging for a drink and took a big swig of the laquer lol

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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clonmult said:
Along the same lines as the OP, worst thing I've ever caught a whiff of (wouldn't taste it!) was my fingers after they'd been down the pants of some girl .... I had to drive home with the windows open, as the stench was utterly vile.
Please tell me you mean this one girl specifically, and not girls in general.

grumpyscot

1,293 posts

221 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Once had a taste of something called Bitrex (made by a pharmaceutical company in Edinburgh) - it's a compound put in things like bleach, fairy liquid, mr muscle, etc to stop young children (and older idiots) trying to drink it.

The only thing that will take the taste away (one touch with your tongue is enough to make you puke) is chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.

Makes Esso Diesel taste like Pure Malt by comparison.