Never offer to help fix a mate's pc

[Ewan S]

Just been fixing my accountant colleagues laptop. She needed her itunes folder being reset and having all the music moved around and so forth.

As you do while playing with someone elses itunes you look for stuff you recognise. In between westlife, robert miles, ministry of sound is a movie file called: "2 girls/1...". Then you notice another one "2 gay men in chang...", then another, then another etc.

She's filled her harddrive with hardcore gay (male - no lesbians) pron and weird freaky st. And I have to work with this person. I feel violated. In fact everytime she wanders past the desk I can't help but cringe in fear...

Just thought I'd share anyway.

And no I'm not going to put up pics of her. She'll probably have me hanging off the end of her strap on before I know it. In fact now I'm afraid to bend over near her...

[rich1231]

Oh look a post to make you look interesting.

You failed.

[Toni896]

rich1231 said:

Oh look a post to make you look interesting.

You failed.

Ah I thought it was a "I took a quick peek and liked it, but i'll pretend to be horrified" post

[BoRED S2upid]

Perverted woman!. There as bad as men.

[Steamer]

Ewan S said:

She'll probably have me hanging off the end of her strap on before I know it.

You 'Tool Specialists!'

Crazy bunch of cats!

[V8mate]

Ewan S said:

In fact now I'm afraid to bend over near her...

Might be just the revelation you need, Ewan.

Ask her out.

Report back.

[Ewan S]

Er... no she has a boyfriend. Oh st maybe it's his?

[BoRED S2upid]

Ewan S said:

Er... no she has a boyfriend. Oh st maybe it's his?

Maybe its HIM.

[Justayellowbadge]

So, she asked you to 'look at her PC' knowing full well it was full of filth?

You truly are bloody clueless.

[Kitch88]

Worst "I've got a good excuse for all this hardcore gay porn" thread ever...

[Deva Link]

Ewan S said:

And I have to work with this person.

It's unlikely to be a mistake that she let you see that stuff.

[Ewan S]

Justayellowbadge said:

So, she asked you to 'look at her PC' knowing full well it was full of filth?

You truly are bloody clueless.

I offered as she was looking at buying a new one and has only had this one 2-3 years.

Someone on here said they had a mental image of a hugh grant type character cheerfully bumbling around being naive. I think I may have just re-inforced that.

[10 Pence Short]

Ewan S said:

Justayellowbadge said:

So, she asked you to 'look at her PC' knowing full well it was full of filth?

You truly are bloody clueless.

I offered as she was looking at buying a new one and has only had this one 2-3 years.

Someone on here said they had a mental image of a hugh grant type character cheerfully bumbling around being naive. I think I may have just re-inforced that.

Well it wasn't me.

I have you down as a dribbling spaccer who hangs around trying to be women's friends whilst the real mean rump 'em silly.

[anonymous-user]

[Morningside]

Men fill their drives with full of full-on(?) Lesbians. Perhaps this is the female equivalent? ie two men.
I was once told from a good female friend that she always wanted to see two men 'at it'.

Was I shocked? No actually I was not, to be honest there is not a lot that shocks me now.

[Funk]

10 Pence Short said:

Ewan S said:

Justayellowbadge said:

So, she asked you to 'look at her PC' knowing full well it was full of filth?

You truly are bloody clueless.

I offered as she was looking at buying a new one and has only had this one 2-3 years.

Someone on here said they had a mental image of a hugh grant type character cheerfully bumbling around being naive. I think I may have just re-inforced that.

Well it wasn't me.

I have you down as a dribbling spaccer who hangs around trying to be women's friends whilst the real mean rump 'em silly.

No, that's me. Durrr.

[anonymous-user]

10 Pence Short said:

I have you down as a dribbling spaccer who hangs around trying to be women's friends whilst the real mean rump 'em silly.

??

[Justayellowbadge]

10 Pence Short said:

Ewan S said:

Justayellowbadge said:

So, she asked you to 'look at her PC' knowing full well it was full of filth?

You truly are bloody clueless.

I offered as she was looking at buying a new one and has only had this one 2-3 years.

Someone on here said they had a mental image of a hugh grant type character cheerfully bumbling around being naive. I think I may have just re-inforced that.

Well it wasn't me.

I have you down as a dribbling spaccer who hangs around trying to be women's friends whilst the real mean rump 'em silly.

I think they meant the horrible inevitablity.



I bet after 3 years, even that is looking good, hey Ewan?

[10 Pence Short]

Yeah, Michael Jackson probably looks even worse now.

[blindswelledrat]

Ewan S said:

She's filled her harddrive with hardcore gay (male - no lesbians) pron and weird freaky st. And I have to work with this person. I feel violated. In fact everytime she wanders past the desk I can't help but cringe in fear...

:

And that is why you never have sex.
I would be posting this thread under the heading "Ive just discovered that a woman at work is utter filth *erect*"

It is supposed to be exciting to suddenly discover how filthy a woman is.
Jesus.

FFS, go home, put on a muscle vest, come back and plonk yourself on her desk, tensing- raise your eyebrows and say "I see you've got some interesting porn. I know what you want" and casting knwing glances between her clout and your cock.
Cannot fail.

THe very fact that this thread is happening is making me suspect that those videos were merely a present to lure you out of the closet.