We're all doomed

[V8mate]

Can we possibly be 'nannied' any more?

[HOGEPH]

The law should be changed to make it an offence to sell crackers with ste jokes and cheap plastic tat inside.

[Catz]

That's crackers!

[Cara Van Man]

jesus wept.

Shouldn't they be looking at ways of cutting knife crime instead?

[bogwoppit]

Note to self: must remember to get the fire extinguisher on standby during Christmas dinner. Forget drink driving, crackers have to be Public Enemy #1 at this time of year.

[Sixpackpert]

Oh dear lord!

[Nigel Worc's]

At Stansted this week I saw a notice saying you couldn't take them through security due to their "explosive" nature

[eldar]

Cara Van Man said:

jesus wept.

Shouldn't they be looking at ways of cutting knife crime instead?

No, crackers are a big threat, and we are in imminent danger. More people are killed by cracker-armed terrorists than AK47s.

Probably.

[Jasandjules]

Well, to be fair, crackers are dangerous, I mean, hundreds of people choke to death on them annually...

Oh, wait, that's not right..................

[Getragdogleg]

Now more than ever we need to have a good war, not a new modern "fight from afar" war but a proper "over the top" "fix bayonets" type war with trenches and rats and dysentry.

That will soon put christmas crackers and "warning slippery floor" and "caution contents may be hot" signs into perspective.

Wooly-bd-nannying-protectionist-we know best-bds should be put on the front line to force them to get some perspective.

[Balmoral Green]

Can they still buy cheese?

[tybo]

Has anyone ever been hurt by the "explosives" in a cracker!

[Jasandjules]

Balmoral Green said:

Can they still buy cheese?

Of course, and the knife to cut it with.............

[robinhood21]

Balmoral Green said:

Can they still buy cheese?

No Cracker-Barrel I'm afraid.

[zac510]

I like the way you artistically placed the boxes of crackers in the background of the sign.

[SS2.]

Wot, no crackers ??

[Lord Flathead]

I've read the thread. This IS a joke right?

[s.m.h.]

So whats different from party-poppers then?








No not little blue pills, those sodding things that you spend picking out of hair, drinks, food or anything else on its route...

[V8mate]

zac510 said:

I like the way you artistically placed the boxes of crackers in the background of the sign.

M&S did the artistic bit

[M400 NBL]

I've tried.... but I can't think of any reason why anyone younger than 16 years old would buy crackers.