I'm a bit nervous today...

[NobleLord]

This evening is the formal launch of our company to the media and we've got a shed load of journalists coming to a swanky London hotel for the event. Being a true entrepreneur, our CEO has decided he wants me to do the keynote presentation to the gathered crowd

To add to the pressure, our CEO is a well connected bloke, so we've got Simon Cowell, a few of the dragons from Dragons Den, Joan Collins and a handful of other celebs coming to the event

I think I may need a couple of glasses of something strong to get me in the mood

NL

[Flyzer]

Good Luck.

[raf_gti]

NobleLord said:

This evening is the formal launch of our company to the media and we've got a shed load of journalists coming to a swanky London hotel for the event. Being a true entrepreneur, our CEO has decided he wants me to do the keynote presentation to the gathered crowd

To add to the pressure, our CEO is a well connected bloke, so we've got Simon Cowell, a few of the dragons from Dragons Den, Joan Collins and a handful of other celebs coming to the event

I think I may need a couple of glasses of something strong to get me in the mood

NL

Chin Up.

What's the worst that can happen?

You have a too much alcohol so stutter and stumble everywhere, crack a few crappy jokes at the expense of the celebs and incur the wrath of you CEO.

Pah!

And you call that pressure

[LukeBird]

Good luck!

[scotal]

If about half way through you hear "aaaahhhhmmmmm oot", then its not going well.

Good luck.

[Cara Van Man]

put something in about Jedward being a pair of s. Should unite the room.

[raf_gti]

Ask Simon who he would rather take on a date to the OXO tower?

[Beefmeister]

What's the company?

[anonymous-user]

good luck!!

[Cara Van Man]

raf_gti said:

Ask Simon who he would rather take on a date to the OXO tower?

:|

[TheEnd]

raf_gti said:

Ask Simon who he would rather take on a date to the OXO tower?

out of John and Edward...

[GTIR]

Just imagine everyone is naked.

Apart from Cowell.

And maybe Theo Fahitas

and your CEO



You're screwed!

eta. good luck

Edited by GTIR on Tuesday 1st December 11:47

[illmonkey]

NobleLord said:

This evening is the formal launch of our company to the media and we've got a shed load of journalists coming to a swanky London hotel for the event. Being a true entrepreneur, our CEO has decided he wants me to do the keynote presentation to the gathered crowd

To add to the pressure, our CEO is a well connected bloke, so we've got Simon Cowell, a few of the dragons from Dragons Den, Joan Collins and a handful of other celebs coming to the event

I think I may need a couple of glasses of something strong to get me in the mood

NL

Simon Cowell is only going due to him being the brother of an investor. He won't pay attention.

[enioldjoe]

Turn it into car enthusiasts talk. Cowell likes his motas, the DD team seem keen! (Don't know about Joan Collins;thought she was dead!) Do a Top Gear Live thing with your Nobel on a stage doing some burnouts . Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

You know it makes sense!

[bonsai]

I'm intrigued to know what this "internet company" does.

[illmonkey]

bonsai said:

I'm intrigued to know what this "internet company" does.

Livedrive Internet Ltd.

"Get truly unlimited online storage and online backup from Livedrive. Easily backup, share and store documents online: as easy as using an external drive!"

[LukeBird]

Cara Van Man said:

put something in about Jedward being a pair of s. Should unite the room.

I'm disappointed you know who they are.

If you had referred to them as the "Irish boys, you know, the Nazi experiments", everyone would have known who you meant anyway.

[Odie]

at the end of ya speach you've so got too pull your trousers up to your nipples and say "im out" and walk off stage.

[dirty boy]

illmonkey said:

bonsai said:

I'm intrigued to know what this "internet company" does.

Livedrive Internet Ltd.

"Get truly unlimited online storage and online backup from Livedrive. Easily backup, share and store documents online: as easy as using an external drive!"

Sounds a bit like http://www.docmonster.co.uk ?

[t84]

illmonkey said:

NobleLord said:

This evening is the formal launch of our company to the media and we've got a shed load of journalists coming to a swanky London hotel for the event. Being a true entrepreneur, our CEO has decided he wants me to do the keynote presentation to the gathered crowd

To add to the pressure, our CEO is a well connected bloke, so we've got Simon Cowell, a few of the dragons from Dragons Den, Joan Collins and a handful of other celebs coming to the event

I think I may need a couple of glasses of something strong to get me in the mood

NL

Simon Cowell is only going due to him being the brother of an investor. He won't pay attention.

Isn't Simon Cowells brother a PH'er?