So I see this girl every day...

[dibbers006]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 23 January 2025 at 10:55

[WorAl]

Give her a good old toot of the horn and a nice wave.

[mat13]

unless you can do the whole hugh grant bumbling charm thing your going to come across as a weirdo

infact, your going to across as a weirdo whatever you do

[pokethepope]

Pay a mate to 'mug' her just as you drive by, jump out and 'resue' her?

[Gareth350]

run out of petrol next to her?!

[Salgar]

Throw something out the window? Something like this perhaps? Just don't miss.

[Ayahuasca]

Weirdo, and quite possibly a pervert rapist. Burn him.

[Salgar]

pokethepope said:

Pay a mate to 'mug' her just as you drive by, jump out and 'resue' her?

Don't do this, it sounds painful for her.

Resue: "To mine a very narrow vein by first stoping the rock wall on one side and then removing the ore."

[charliedaker]

Do you really stand a chance with her? If not then ignore her

[Shabs]

WorAl said:

Give her a good old toot of the horn and a nice wave.

Only if you are driving a white van and wearing a high viz jacket

[Shay HTFC]

The toot has to just be a friendly 'pip'. Just enough to make her look out of curiosity. Chavs press it for too long and then just ogle. Its an art

[PhantomHumper]

Walk the same route, ask her the time, get chatting.

[Gargamel]

Get a bunch of flowers, stop the car get out and give her the flowers, don't speak.

Leave a card attached with a note and your phone number.

[Kit80]

Stop and ask for directions somewhere, then fumbly admit you just wanted to talk to her and give her your number.

Or stalk follow her until you find somewhere more appropraite to ask her out

[st_files]

dibbers006 said:

... on my way to work. She is immaculate. Beautifully turned out, really cute... and so on.

I would like to let her know that she cheers my mornings up.

How might I go about this without looking:

A Creepy
B Like a Weirdo
C Like a Creepy Weirdo

As I drive, and she walks, there is nowhere to stop or no reason for me to pull over.

I did contemplate crashing the car (an actual feasibility) but somehow I can't see us both coming out of that well.

Do you actually want to just let her know she's cheered you up or do you want to use that as an excuse to crack onto her in the hope of a legover?

[gilla]

just grow some and get original.

Pull over 50 yards ahead of her, jump out pop the bonnet (perhaps splash some cooking oil on the engine for a smoke effect) then, as she walks past and you're all concerned about the smoking motor, lock eyes and grin... follow this with some cheesy line along the lines of "WOW, you've just improved my morning, i don't suppose you know anything about engines?"

If you want to push it a bit further tell her you see her almost every day and there's fk all wrong with the car but you couldn't think of an excuse to speak to her so created this opportunity... ask her out for a drink...

If this fails... coke and hookers

[Poledriver]

Hire a van, buy some chains and lots of duct tape. Wear latex gloves!

HTH

[mat13]

surprised no one else has said it yet but this thread is worthless without pics (and custard)

[rocksteadyeddie]

Poledriver said:

Hire a van, buy some chains and lots of duct tape. Wear latex gloves!

HTH

Carve parts of her skin off and 'recreate' her and your other victims in your own home as a momento.

[DrTre]

Give her a hearty Miggsing!

Wear a Santa hat to make it festive!