So I see this man every day...

[cutegirl]

I hope that someone on Pistonheads can help me.

I walk to work every morning and recently I have noticed this man driving past and staring at me in a really funny way. He looks a bit pervy, like.

Despite my good looks, wonderful figure, and massive sex drive I am currently single. Therefore I might have been interested in this man (despite him looking a bit 'rapey') but he drives an old Ford Escort so he's got no fking chance.

What am I to do?

[rocksteadyeddie]

[neilski]

[soad]

get your baps out

[anonymous-user]

He told me he was gawping as he'd never seen such an ugly bird and could not believe the state you were in.

[soad]

man boobs?

[anonymous-user]

[leeeeshad]

now i see

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[soad]

missed that one

[Los Palmas 7]

Pull over in front of him, pop the bonnet and chuck some olive oil on the manifold. Cue lots of smoke and a seemingly helpless female. When he pulls over to "assist" you, stab him in the face with your dipstick. More than once.

fking stalking pervert.

[Steamer]

cutegirl said:

despite him looking a bit 'rapey'

I wouldnt say 'rapey'... just someone that enjoys a good struggle cuddle.

[Famous Graham]

[Wattsie]

Steamer said:

cutegirl said:

despite him looking a bit 'rapey'

I wouldnt say 'rapey'... just someone that enjoys a good struggle cuddle.

[mybrainhurts]

Go for it, Dave, Steve, Kevin, whatever you're called....it's probably Cara Van Man

[LukeBird]

Wattsie said:

Steamer said:

cutegirl said:

despite him looking a bit 'rapey'

I wouldnt say 'rapey'... just someone that enjoys a good struggle cuddle.

+1

[B16 NFW]

[Rufus]

Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads!

[gilla]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Pull over in front of him, pop the bonnet and chuck some olive oil on the manifold. Cue lots of smoke and a seemingly helpless female. When he pulls over to "assist" you, stab him in the face with your dipstick. More than once.

fking stalking pervert.

fking brilliant

[snorkel sucker]

write him a christmas card

"dont know if you believe in father christmas but for fk sake, if you do, ask him for a) a new car and b) some subtlety"

[The Moose]

Wattsie said:

Steamer said:

cutegirl said:

despite him looking a bit 'rapey'

I wouldnt say 'rapey'... just someone that enjoys a good struggle cuddle.

PH never ceases to impress!!

Cheers

The Moose