Gayest film ever
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Greenie

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1,848 posts

261 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Forget Brokeback, Priscilla & Top Gun. I saw Rocky III for the first time is about 20 years last time. Gayest film EVER.

Man bras everywhere. Slow shot man hugs in the sea. It was quite a shock I can tell you. Didn't expect that in a Rocky movie-don't remember the other ones being like that.

Had to watch some Aussi Aerobics before I went to bed as a precaution.


chippy17

3,740 posts

263 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Greenie said:
Forget Brokeback, Priscilla & Top Gun. I saw Rocky III for the first time is about 20 years last time. Gayest film EVER.

Man bras everywhere. Slow shot man hugs in the sea. It was quite a shock I can tell you. Didn't expect that in a Rocky movie-don't remember the other ones being like that.

Had to watch some Aussi Aerobics before I went to bed as a precaution.
haha yes I watched it too and made similar comment to wife, regarding bizarre apparel and various homo erotic scenes

then switched over to watch the best Stallone movie: First Blood

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

272 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Top Gun.....lead shags his teacher within days of meeting her and his mate is married with kids. It has fast bikes, fast cars, jet planes and missles blowing up baddies. It was directed by a guy who only stuck the female lead in because he'd seen her tits in Witness and produced by a man who went through hookers like a machine.

Scott even says he stuck in the volleyball/locker room stuff to keep the girls happy......but i guess anyone looking out for a hint of man love will find what they're after in any film.

RizzoTheRat

27,574 posts

212 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Tarantino's already said all that needs to be said about Topgun biggrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM

nonplussed

3,338 posts

249 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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RizzoTheRat said:
Tarantino's already said all that needs to be said about Topgun biggrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM
Although Tarantino occasionally grates a bit, that is brilliant thumbup

Greenie

Original Poster:

1,848 posts

261 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Don't listen to them Tiggsy. Top Gun is so hetro it's not true. It's got bikes, men in towels and everything. It's really manly. Grrrrrr.

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

272 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Worth bearing in mind Tarantino is a pretty ugly bloke that worked in a video shop. I imagine his dislike of attractive men that met girls (and didnt then scare them off with tales of Batman meets Hulk edition 7) was pretty full on by the time he hit the big time. TopGun would have been his equivilent of the high school jock that beat him up and stuck his copy of Lung fu fong wan down the loo with his head!

Guffy

2,351 posts

285 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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What about 300! Feel ashamed that i enjoyed it now boxedin

Maxf

8,437 posts

261 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Tiggsy said:
Top Gun.....lead shags his teacher within days of meeting her and his mate is married with kids. It has fast bikes, fast cars, jet planes and missles blowing up baddies. It was directed by a guy who only stuck the female lead in because he'd seen her tits in Witness and produced by a man who went through hookers like a machine.

Scott even says he stuck in the volleyball/locker room stuff to keep the girls happy......but i guess anyone looking out for a hint of man love will find what they're after in any film.
You can be my wingman anytime.

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

272 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Each to their own i suppose....i watch it and see bikes and jets....you guys watch it and start linking dialogue to possible cock on cock action between the leads males.

I'd hate to think what you make of Shawshank....years without his wife and ends up going down a tunnel of st, your metaphor lobe would implode!

Greenie

Original Poster:

1,848 posts

261 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Here's a little test for Tiggsy Wiggsy. Which picture has the 2 gays?




Tiggsy

10,261 posts

272 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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wow....you must think your gym changing room is like a less clothed blue oyster bar!

Maybe i'm too hetro....you guys seem to have your gaydas pretty finely tuned.

clonmult

10,529 posts

229 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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nonplussed said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Tarantino's already said all that needs to be said about Topgun biggrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM
Although Tarantino occasionally grates a bit, that is brilliant thumbup
Cracking! What (gay?) film is that from?

A reviewer being blasted down by Tarantino -she doesn't like Kill Bill, and has issues differentiating between reality and movies. hilarous!

Edited by clonmult on Wednesday 9th December 14:47

mp3manager

4,254 posts

216 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Maxf said:
Tiggsy said:
Top Gun.....lead shags his teacher within days of meeting her and his mate is married with kids. It has fast bikes, fast cars, jet planes and missles blowing up baddies. It was directed by a guy who only stuck the female lead in because he'd seen her tits in Witness and produced by a man who went through hookers like a machine.

Scott even says he stuck in the volleyball/locker room stuff to keep the girls happy......but i guess anyone looking out for a hint of man love will find what they're after in any film.
You can be my wingman anytime.
'Hard dick my ass' yikes

Beyond Rational

3,544 posts

235 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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2 Fast 2 Furious

Evidence; (unsure why this loops though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxqBHwkqBPI

Edited by Beyond Rational on Wednesday 9th December 15:37

Republik

4,525 posts

210 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Superbad is pretty gay with the little bromance between Evan and that fat kid near the end.

bonsai

2,015 posts

200 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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This film is gayer



yes it is real http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

MiniMan64

18,654 posts

210 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Greenie said:
Forget Brokeback, Priscilla & Top Gun. I saw Rocky III for the first time is about 20 years last time. Gayest film EVER.

Man bras everywhere. Slow shot man hugs in the sea. It was quite a shock I can tell you. Didn't expect that in a Rocky movie-don't remember the other ones being like that.

Had to watch some Aussi Aerobics before I went to bed as a precaution.
I caught this last night and had exactly the same thought! Glad it wasn't just me!

The whole running on the beach and then lets have a big man hug in the sea, what the fk?!

Greenie

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1,848 posts

261 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Tiggsy said:
wow....you must think your gym changing room is like a less clothed blue oyster bar!

Maybe i'm too hetro....you guys seem to have your gaydas pretty finely tuned.
I think the problem is you are so deep in the closet you gone though to Narnia.

Carl_Spackler

2,998 posts

208 months

Wednesday 9th December 2009
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The opening to Red Heat is pretty gay, ok there's some woman in there, but it's still gay.

NSFW as men's bums are on show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luaWfx1qTmU&fea...

(Non gay bit, 1.37 to 1.42...the rest is pretty much oiled up men with small towels fighting)

Edited by Carl_Spackler on Wednesday 9th December 17:17