Post up your 'custard pictures'

[GPT]

Barely a day goes by on Pistonheads without someone making an outlandish claim and then being asked to prove it by posting a picture containing a tin (or packet) of custard.

In all my time here I think I'm yet to see one posted, there must have been some so let's have them (accompanied by the outlandish claim).

[pmanson]

I've seen one on here in regards to a vandalised phone box...

The OP posted the "custard" test picture before he was even asked

[Grey Ghost]

There is also the classic "I've just bought a Rolls Royce" thread in which the OP's claim was doubted.

He provided a photo of the RR keys on his desk (possibly with V5 form) with the PH thread on the subject clearly showing on his PC screen - class

[dirty boy]

Didn't someone post custard with their chainsaw once?

(amongst other less interesting machinery)

[monthefish]

Custard Test (Hall of Fame) thread

[GPT]

monthefish said:

Custard Test (Hall of Fame) thread

I knew it had probably been done but couldn't find it (I didn't look particularly hard).

Even so, that thread is 18 months old, there must be some new ones flying about.

[pits]

Like this after I witnessed 3 chavs trying to kick a phone box in, sucessfully breaking bones and falling over each other, and whilst I almost fell out my window bk nekkid (no custard test for that bit)

[jerwatt]

Weren't you the one who doesn't even like custard as well?!

[pits]

jerwatt said:

Weren't you the one who doesn't even like custard as well?!

Yep, hate custard, especially pink custard bleurgh!

ETA: I do believe everyone should own a tin of custard just for that moment when it is needed

Edited by pits on Wednesday 9th December 21:09

[taldo]

pits said:

Like this after I witnessed 3 chavs trying to kick a phone box in, sucessfully breaking bones and falling over each other, and whilst I almost fell out my window bk nekkid (no custard test for that bit)

i enjoyed reading that thread, cheers!

[pits]

I couldn't find it, I did search, sadly I doubt anymore escapades, as I dont smoke anymore and its far to cold to sit on my window ledge near enough bk naked, not only that I think the Spitfire that I would land on would decapitate me rather than cushion my fall

[Dr.Doofenshmirtz]

[LukeBird]

On a custard related note, I remember tbops constantly getting queried for 'custard pictures' based on his wild collection of cars; whatever happened to him?

[ScottishSamurai]

LukeBird said:

On a custard related note, I remember tbops constantly getting queried for 'custard pictures' based on his wild collection of cars; whatever happened to him?

Probably stormed off crying cause someone asked him what he did for a living didn't like his attitude at all from what I've read by him on here.

[al1991]

I'm sure I read about someone on here who had an immense collection of cars, and proved it but left because of the doubters...

It wasn't Tbops, the guy was mentioned in the Ferrari/Lambo forum a few months ago with a link to his profile.

[T89 Callan]

Some egged my car and stole the mirror glass...

Edited by T89 Callan on Wednesday 9th December 22:38

[Blib]

pits said:

ETA: I do believe everyone should own a tin of custard just for that moment when it is needed

Bloody good advice that.

[Neil H]

AMIDOINGITRITE????///

[escargot]

Neil H said:

AMIDOINGITRITE????///

No. It's completely out of focus.

[Neil H]

escargot said:

Neil H said:

AMIDOINGITRITE????///

No. It's completely out of focus.

Sorry, there was custard on the lens.