How much do you get paid to poo?

[porcupineprince]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 25 March 2010 at 08:31

[XMES RUS]

That cant be right, what about no poo days and poo days where it rains poo.
I think your formular requires poo-editing.

[_Batty_]

i poo at Pauls.

[GTIR]

I don't think the mods at Haymarket like poo related threads.

Personally I find the word "poo" hilarious in a childlike way :giggle:

poo
poo
poo

(ask poo at pauls)

ETA Poo

Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 9th December 14:30

[hornetrider]

I never st at work. Or indeed, any 'public' convenience unless I absolutely HAVE to.

[porcupineprince]

hornetrider said:

I never st at work. Or indeed, any 'public' convenience unless I absolutely HAVE to.

You mean you've never had to endure your work chums groans as they drop the kids off at the pool?

You aint lived!

[illmonkey]

porcupineprince said:

Whilst sat on the throne at work earlier i was considering the time i spend on the loo at work each week.

I thought it would be interesting to find the amount of money our companies are, almost literally, flushing down the loo due to the time PH'ers spend on the bog.

I'll start:

£25 a week,
£1300 per year (!)

Whats average?

1 x 10 minutes a day?

[porcupineprince]

XMES RUS said:

That cant be right, what about no poo days and poo days where it rains poo.
I think your formular requires poo-editing.

I allowed for the fact that no poo days are probably balanced out by the amount of 'mornings after' following a curry

[XMES RUS]

porcupineprince said:

XMES RUS said:

That cant be right, what about no poo days and poo days where it rains poo.
I think your formular requires poo-editing.

I allowed for the fact that no poo days are probably balanced out by the amount of 'mornings after' following a curry

Therefore I support your logic Prof Poo.

[porcupineprince]

illmonkey said:

porcupineprince said:

Whilst sat on the throne at work earlier i was considering the time i spend on the loo at work each week.

I thought it would be interesting to find the amount of money our companies are, almost literally, flushing down the loo due to the time PH'ers spend on the bog.

I'll start:

£25 a week,
£1300 per year (!)

Whats average?

1 x 10 minutes a day?

I wouldn't know, i've never watched you poo

10mins must be about average, plus several pee breaks a day.

[Bill]

porcupineprince said:

I thought it would be interesting

Bully for you, the rest of us don't.