That Christmas Morrisons advert with Hammond...
That Christmas Morrisons advert with Hammond...
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TheCarpetCleaner

Original Poster:

7,294 posts

223 months

Saturday 12th December 2009
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Why does he do the whole advert sounding like he has some strange speech impediment?

Did the brain injury he sustained do some actual damage, or is there a reason he is talking like that?

driverrob

4,826 posts

224 months

Saturday 12th December 2009
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If you mean the advert is getting on your tits,
then +1

davidspooner

24,054 posts

215 months

Saturday 12th December 2009
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I always assume the other 2 take the piss relentlessly about this ad. How embarrassing!

GTIR

24,741 posts

287 months

Saturday 12th December 2009
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It's his deejay voice.

DJC

23,563 posts

257 months

Sunday 13th December 2009
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Why do you take notice of a generic irrelevent advert for a supermarket? I saw it for the first time tonight. Recognised it was Hammon, remembered he did ads for one of the supermarkets and that is my sum total remembrance of the thing. I couldnt tell you what supermarket it waz for, what his voice sounded like or what his hair looked like.

Why on earth would you care or remember these things?

TheCarpetCleaner

Original Poster:

7,294 posts

223 months

Sunday 13th December 2009
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Because I have a better memory than you...

pokethepope

2,666 posts

209 months

Sunday 13th December 2009
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His hair is very May-ish.

groucho

12,134 posts

267 months

Sunday 13th December 2009
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I haven't noticed anything. I'll kepp me lugs open next time.

wrightman90

603 posts

215 months

Sunday 13th December 2009
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Hammond has never been the same since his crash. He just makes me want to cringe nowadays. He's lost the plot

LayZ

1,775 posts

263 months

Monday 14th December 2009
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These ads have the reverse of the intended effect on me. They make me want to boycott anywhere that has BS celeb endorsements.

As IF Hammond shops in Morrisons. He'll send his wifey off to the local deli and perhaps Waitrose to buy the finest cured meats they have.

No doubt, him an Clarkson sneer at the dobbers who actually shop at such Supermarkets/buy his DVDs and books.

Viva Lidl I say.

anonymous-user

75 months

Monday 14th December 2009
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LayZ said:
These ads have the reverse of the intended effect on me. They make me want to boycott anywhere that has BS celeb endorsements.

As IF Hammond shops in Morrisons. He'll send his wifey off to the local deli and perhaps Waitrose to buy the finest cured meats they have.

No doubt, him an Clarkson sneer at the dobbers who actually shop at such Supermarkets/buy his DVDs and books.

Viva Lidl I say.
A fine example of reverse snobbery, Well done!

LayZ

1,775 posts

263 months

Monday 14th December 2009
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The other thing that gets me is I'm always thinking how much lower the prices could be if they weren't pissing money away on getting already rich celebrities to shill for them, and why no one else comes to this conclusion?

/rant over.

I am Beowulf

712 posts

193 months

Monday 14th December 2009
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Give him a gold piece and send him home. He has a story to tell.


P.S
I am Beowulf and I'm here to kill your monster. ears

Edited by I am Beowulf on Monday 14th December 13:01