Cleavage competion
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Michael Hilton, a builder from Enfield, North London, has protected himself against professional ruin by insuring his bum crack for £1m with Lloyd’s of London. He insists that his rear cleavage is as crucial to his building career as ‘drinking strong tea, knocking off at 3pm and assessing each job with a sharp intake of breath and tired shake of the head’. The insurance policy will pay out if Hilton’s crack – the Kitemark of excellence in the construction industry – suffers injury or hair loss, melds into an amorphous entity as a result of excessive sitting, or even if he accidentally wears a belt or trousers that fit properly.
Lets just say there are a few... mainly thanks to Nigel 
It could be a funny who's who of the SAS?
Some serious chest hair is evident within the attendee list, but Nigel's bum cleavage pressed against the Puntos window was one of the more disturbing shots of the night
Oh, and the one shot I just found with a little more than just cleavage has had certain sections deleted
I'm certain this will not be the best place to post up a guessing competition. However, i'm contemplating a private album on Facebook for the SAS since I think we are all on it
It could be a funny who's who of the SAS?

Some serious chest hair is evident within the attendee list, but Nigel's bum cleavage pressed against the Puntos window was one of the more disturbing shots of the night

Oh, and the one shot I just found with a little more than just cleavage has had certain sections deleted

I'm certain this will not be the best place to post up a guessing competition. However, i'm contemplating a private album on Facebook for the SAS since I think we are all on it

Good morning (ish) Yes, thanks chaps and chapesses for yet another stupidly good fun evening, luckily I was slightly more sober this year so can remember most of it...And a surprise visit from Jr and Hazel too 
Strangely enough I was late getting to Sheffield by a couple of hours and only got back this morning at silly o'clock.
Great to see everybody enjoyed themselves, and I can add to the list of lost things:
A walking stick (with attachment)
Trevor (Last seen up close and personal with Neil) :yikes I cannot wait to see the photos
An Italian waiter (Last seen.....)
Strangely enough I was late getting to Sheffield by a couple of hours and only got back this morning at silly o'clock.
Great to see everybody enjoyed themselves, and I can add to the list of lost things:
A walking stick (with attachment)

Trevor (Last seen up close and personal with Neil) :yikes I cannot wait to see the photos
An Italian waiter (Last seen.....)
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