Woken up at 4:00am last night

[Dr.Doofenshmirtz]

I live in a terraced house, and as a general rule never really hear the neighbours.
However, my neighbours to the right left their 18yo daughter home alone for the weekend. Before you start demanding pics, she isn't really anything special, bit of a tom boy in fact - I still remember her riding around on her bicycle as a kid. She often baby sits for us and we get on well. She's just a nice ordinary girl right...?

Imagine my shock when at 4am last night, she's in bed with her boyfriend screaming the house down...they were banging away like workmen digging up the road with freaking jack hammers -->-->

She's a screamer alright. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to look at her again without grinning like a mad man

10/10 for the boyfriend though...he was at it full steam for a little under 40 minutes :thumbsup:

[Driller]

Dr.Doofenshmirtz said:

10/10 for the boyfriend though...he was at it full steam for a little under 40 minutes :thumbsup:

Thumbs up what?

Edited by Driller on Sunday 13th December 21:07

[V8mate]

Worst 'Does the PH-massive thinks it's ok for me to press my ear to the wall and listen to the little girl next door getting nailed' thread ever.

[Steamer]

You timed him!?!

[Los Palmas 7]

Dr.Doofenshmirtz said:

he was at it full steam for a little under 40 minutes

40 minutes? Tsk, kids today eh?

[Pesty]

Steamer said:

You timed him!?!

And thinks 40 minutes is good for an 18YO? he should be going for hours

[Driller]

Steamer said:

You timed him!?!

[robinhood21]

40 minutes? Surely time to record said exploits and upload for our consideration. Poor show old chap.

Edited by robinhood21 on Sunday 13th December 21:26

[OnTheOverrun]

V8mate said:

Worst 'Does the PH-massive thinks it's ok for me to press my ear to the wall and listen to the little girl next door getting nailed while belting one out' thread ever.

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[rhinochopig]

On the topic of listening with a glass to the wall.

When I was student we called round early one morning to pick up a couple of lads for training. We knocked on one door - the lad in the room said breathlessly "give me a minute guys" as he was on the job. The next door we just walked in as the other lad never pulled. What a sight - he was lying on the bed with a glass to the wall, undercrackers round his ankles, and masturbating like monkey in a zoo enclosure.

Edited by rhinochopig on Monday 14th December 11:56

[dnomyar]

rhinochopig said:

-stuff- masturbating like a monkey in a zoo enclosure.