Have you got a big...
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colonel c

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8,053 posts

269 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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HAVE YOU GOT A BIG WILLY?

Now in some circumstances such an enquiry might be welcome. However I was a loo at a small retail center having a pee at the time. When this little boy rushed shouted out his question and bent down to look.
I told him that sort of question in a toilet could land him in big trouble. Another chap was just coming out of one of the cubicles and got the same treatment question. The poor bloke appeared to be quite embarrassed. I went out intending on finding the lads parents to have a word. Then the harsh reality of 21st century living came to me. With the media creating the impression that just about any unaccompanied male is a likely paedophile I decided not to bother. Can you imagine what would have happened if the boy had denied saying anything but said the man had shown him his willy!!

The more I think abolut it the more angry I feel but at who or what I'm no longer sure.

Fittster

20,120 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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What's the answer to his question?

Halb

53,012 posts

213 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Fittster said:
What's the answer to his question?
Enquiring minds would like to know?biggrin

Kit80

4,764 posts

217 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Yes I have, it is not mine though.

Scrumper

318 posts

212 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Well done for not falling for the latest childhood craze, peadotagging. The child was trying to trap you into telling his dad so he could see you get beaten up and film it on his mobile. Kids are impossibly devious monsters these days.

For the record, I'm engaged which I think means I don't get to call it 'mine' anymore. You'd have to ask SWMBO.

Edited by Scrumper on Tuesday 15th December 17:27

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Edited by Marf on Tuesday 15th December 17:54

Steamer

14,184 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Kit80 said:
Yes I have, it is not mine though.
yikes

Do you also answer to the name Strap-on Sally!!?!

okgo

42,157 posts

228 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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You should of clouted him with it and said you decide.

bananapieface

403 posts

204 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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What did you say? Don't talk with your mouth full?




fildigger

1,095 posts

235 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Kit80 said:
Yes I have, it is not mine though.
Is it mine?

Jonny671

29,898 posts

219 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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fildigger said:
Kit80 said:
Yes I have, it is not mine though.
Is it mine?
I think it used to belong to these people..

www.annesummers.com

Unless your a, [insert politically correct word here] model..

Then i'm sure there alot of you being passed around smile

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

223 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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fildigger said:
Kit80 said:
Yes I have, it is not mine though.
Is it mine?
No it's mine.........

Anyway, I think the OP made the right decision, I've watched enough sitcoms to know that this was a set-up.

zcacogp

11,239 posts

274 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Halb said:
Fittster said:
What's the answer to his question?
Enquiring maids would like to know?biggrin
EFA.

(To the OP. If you had mentioned it to the parents, the other chap in the gents would have - presumably - backed up your story. Next time, perhaps you should talk to the kid's ma and pa ... such things aren't acceptable, and could land someone else in quite a lot of trouble.)


Oli.

Steamer

14,184 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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You could have given him the Jeremy Beadle answer:

On the one hand its average...

...but in the other hand its massive!!

Hairspray

6,225 posts

237 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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bananapieface said:
What did you say? Don't talk with your mouth full?
rofl

Doofus

34,408 posts

203 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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colonel c said:
The more I think abolut it the more angry I feel but at who I'm no longer sure.
Your parents, I suggest. After all, a tiny willy can only be the result of genetics.



Or a terrible accident.

Dick_Phallus

1,155 posts

214 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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zcacogp said:
Halb said:
Fittster said:
What's the answer to his question?
Enquiring maids would like to know?biggrin
EFA.

(To the OP. If you had mentioned it to the parents, the other chap in the gents would have - presumably - backed up your story. Next time, perhaps you should talk to the kid's ma and pa ... such things aren't acceptable, and could land someone else in quite a lot of trouble.)


Oli.
Pair of fking paedos trying to rape their son in the toilets.

360 detailing

1,036 posts

230 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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shout Nolar Dog, your thread is here...........

Kneetrembler

2,069 posts

232 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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360 detailing said:
shout Nolar Dog, your thread is here...........
So is Hairspays

Hairspray

6,225 posts

237 months

Tuesday 15th December 2009
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Kneetrembler said:
360 detailing said:
shout Nolar Dog, your thread is here...........
So is Hairspays
PAY ATTENTION I already posted...and HOW exactly is this my thread?! I'm not a toilet cruising pedo like the OP wink