Geotag your favourite w*nking spots...
Geotag your favourite w*nking spots...
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mft

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1,752 posts

252 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Wonderful, just wonderful - in a kind of twisted, odd, WTF way. hehe

The Press Release said:
VAN NUYS, Calif. – At long last, proud masturbators and public sex act aficionados have a fully functional utility with which to document their sexual exploits; FapMapper.com (www.fapmapper.com) is out of ‘mastur-beta’ and ready for primetime.

Compatible with desktop computers, as well as the iPhone, Droid, Palm Pre and other web-capable mobile devices, FapMapper quickly picked up a relatively small but dedicated member base after its beta launch in September.

“We’ve had hundreds of users putting the FapMapper through its paces and submitting suggestions for a couple months now, and we’re finally ready to unveil the official web app,” said Kim Kysar, brand and product manager for Pink Visual, the porn studio behind FapMapper.com. “It’s very gratifying to see this important tool for sexual self-expression ready for widespread use at last.”

While the name FapMapper is a reference to masturbation (“fap” is a euphemism for masturbation that is increasingly popular among young, tech-savvy Web users), Kysar said there’s more going on within the map grids of FapMapper than self-pleasuring alone.

“We’ve got couples posting about having sex on camping trips, people just marking places where they spotted a particularly beautiful woman walking down the street, even things that have nothing whatsoever to do with sex or masturbation,” Kysar said. “That’s just the nature of any social networking tool; once you release it out into the world, the community develops on its own, and decides for itself what to do with the utility you have provided.”

In addition to comments from users, FapMapper now offers revealing statistical data, like the top fapping cities, states and individual users. The map also features icons identifying adult stores where FapMapper users will find Pink Visual titles stocked on the shelves.

“Just in case FapMapper users are in need of extra inspiration for their fapping, we thought we’d throw them a bone, so to speak, and let them know where they can find the latest and greatest Pink Visual titles,” Kysar said. “It’s a great value-add for our retail partners, too, as they are being advertised to a population of truly dedicated masturbators and porn fans without spending a dime for the exposure.”

At the moment, a user named “Bigbwoy” from Toronto owns the top spot on the Frequent Fapper charts, while California is the top state, and San Antonio, Texas is the city with the most “Fap Pins” placed thus far. Kysar said it’s still too early to declare any individual, city or state the “perversion champion” based on FapMapper’s data, however.

“I have to believe that once this thing really gets rolling, you’ll see San Francisco climb the charts from its current position as the fourth place fapping city,” Kysar said. “We clearly don’t have the penetration we need in the southern Atlantic coastal states, either; how can Florida, the ancestral home of Spring Break festivities, not even be in the top 10 Fap States? That’s just downright shameful.”

For more information, visit www.fapmapper.com. Warning: you may learn more about your neighbor’s masturbation habits than you ever wanted to know.
It even has a comedy logo:


From: http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/15/fapmapper-mas...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Tosstastic....

The Moose

23,677 posts

239 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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What a bizarre concept??

confused

Cheers

The Moose

Syndrome

892 posts

204 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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So it's like the Smule sonic lighter, but for wking and dogging then. hurl

Kit80

4,764 posts

217 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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>tagshouse<

The Riddler

6,565 posts

227 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Cant find the app on my 'Droid.. frown

GTIR

24,741 posts

296 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Palm-Pre hehe

fathomfive

11,224 posts

220 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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GTIR said:
Palm-Pre hehe
No good on hands free though hehe

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Oddly enough there is actually a site already called www.geowking.org which is a completely legit spatial science site

mft

Original Poster:

1,752 posts

252 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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The Riddler said:
Cant find the app on my 'Droid.. frown
Not sure, but I think it's web-based?

Either way, the website crashes the browser on my Android phone...

The Riddler

6,565 posts

227 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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mft said:
The Riddler said:
Cant find the app on my 'Droid.. frown
Not sure, but I think it's web-based?

Either way, the website crashes the browser on my Android phone...
How am i meant to remember everywhere i've been during the day? wink

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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I clicked the link to the webpage and it went straight to Lincolnshire.

That is seriously smart software; it knows already that Caravanman is the biggest wker in the world!

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

229 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Kit80 said:
>tagshouse<
>Checks Google Earth<

hurl you shouldn't do it in the garden

Kit80

4,764 posts

217 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
>tagshouse<
>Checks Google Earth<

hurl you shouldn't do it in the garden
The gnomes made me hehe

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

229 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Kit80 said:
Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
>tagshouse<
>Checks Google Earth<

hurl you shouldn't do it in the garden
The gnomes made me hehe
At least you didn't blame the cats!

The Riddler

6,565 posts

227 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
>tagshouse<
>Checks Google Earth<

hurl you shouldn't do it in the garden
The gnomes made me hehe
At least you didn't blame the cats!
She just likes the rough little tongues..

Huff

3,424 posts

221 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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California full of tossers. News at 11
wink

Kit80

4,764 posts

217 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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The Riddler said:
Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
>tagshouse<
>Checks Google Earth<

hurl you shouldn't do it in the garden
The gnomes made me hehe
At least you didn't blame the cats!
She just likes the rough little tongues..
It is liked ribbed for my pleasure.



really hope no one is taking me seriously



The Riddler

6,565 posts

227 months

Wednesday 16th December 2009
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Kit80 said:
The Riddler said:
Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
Chris_w666 said:
Kit80 said:
>tagshouse<
>Checks Google Earth<

hurl you shouldn't do it in the garden
The gnomes made me hehe
At least you didn't blame the cats!
She just likes the rough little tongues..
It is liked ribbed for my pleasure.



really hope no one is taking me seriously
No one ever takes you seriously.. wink :P

collateral

7,238 posts

248 months

Thursday 17th December 2009
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How the hell did that app get approved?!

I'd imagine using an iPhone and knocking one out at the same time would take some impressive skills. At least they don't let people upload pictures...