A question of revenge...

[AB]

Something somebody said before got me thinking...

I'm not going to give too much away, but a friend of mine got into an argument with someone which ended up in the other person coming back at night and putting all front windows of his house through. Then 2 weeks later he woke up to a tonne of gravel having being delivered.

Former not funny, latter a bit more humorous (unless obviously it comes after the 1st episode meaning there's no way you could find it funny).

What is the funniest irritating revenge tactic you have ever heard of? Not talking damage to property etc, talking more like ordering pizzas, or free call backs on the internet.

My first thought was I'd just sign up to a load of forums and post their name/address/email address/phone number etc all over the place, maybe some call girl ads in phone boxes.

Any others?

[okgo]

Putting a gay ad on gumtree with a number is good.

OR puttng a picture of a pretty lady offering services, with said persons number. Very good too.

[aclivity]

wasn't there a "poo cushion" saga on here a while ago? Although IIRC that went way beyond "revenge" and into "strange and quite scary stalking"

[DrTre]

Most irritating?

Making JAYB a mod in revenge for all the bhing and moaning about the new P&P earlier this year.

[soad]

Gumtree confession ad? With his contact details? Or a photo even?

Then give link to his employers/etc.

[Muzzer]

Advertise their car on PH for £2k below book price, with their mobile no, saying that it must be sold by the weekend.

[Rollcage]

Sound like it has allready got out of hand TBH!

It will end in tears I reckon.


The only way to sort this out is man to man.

[SSC!]

My Uncle was killed at work many years ago and he was two weeks away from his divorce, so his ex-wife got his house etc.

He was into that stuffing animals malarky as a hobby and "someone" found a wildcat in his freezer. So "someone" thought it would be a great idea to remove the floorboards and give it a final resting place while keeping it toasty near the fire.

I loved my uncle. And it must have taken a while to find as it was month's before the solicitors letter arrived

[T89 Callan]

Pour Castrol GTX into all of their shoes.

[Emsman]

I may have called an undertaker to visit someones house at 3 in the morning.

[P666bhp]

Worst/best in my opinion
Expanding foam filler with very long nozzle/ tube sprayed up exhaust tailpipe and into backbox.
Wouldn't condone such disgracefull behaviour though.

[Emsman]

Oh and a letter sent about this time of year..............

Dear mrs xxxxx

Please ask your husband to stop fking my wife

[whitechief]

A clamping firm round my way ended up with their 24hr mobile number in an ad for men seeking men, asking to be dominated. Along with an ad for a 42" plasma for £50.

[shirt]

6ft high 'paedophile' graffiti on the front of his house then call the local papers.

[hondafanatic]

T89 Callan said:

Pour Castrol GTX into all of their shoes.

What weight?

[PGM]

If you are going to go for revenge, remember to dig two graves

[Wheelrepairit]

5 ltrs of used engine oil all over a nice new block paving driveway.

[Devilstreak]

hondafanatic said:

T89 Callan said:

Pour Castrol GTX into all of their shoes.

What weight?

40 Weight sounds nice Lance

[A911DOM]

A tarmac removal company and 7 different skips ordered to arrive at 24 hour intervals throughout the following week.

[Poledriver]

Wheelrepairit said:

5 ltrs of used engine oil all over a nice new block paving driveway.

Used EP90 (diff) oil is really nasty stuff!