Writing on dirty cars..

[erdnase]

With the roads salty and cars getting filthy, I'm seeing the same old writing on the back of cars.. The usual "Wash me", and "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this".

Frankly, the lack of imagination astounds me. I'm sure the PH collective can come up with some more creative and funny things to write on friends (and our own) cars. Let's hear them!

[LukeBird]

As seen on a van on the M27

"Cleaned by Stevie Wonder".

It made me chuckle!

[Fleckers]

why it only scratches the paint..........

[erdnase]

Fleckers said:

why it only scratches the paint..........

I never knew that!

[tybalt]

Fleckers said:

why it only scratches the paint..........

Don't leave me in suspense: tell me why it only scratches the paint. Or use punctuation.

[erdnase]

It's not very original, but first time I saw it I chuckled..

Underneath where someone had written "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this", someone wrote "She is".

[The Riddler]

ajstephe said:

Saw this on the back of an HGV 'No illegals are kept in this truck overnight'

Awesome.

[E30M3SE]

erdnase said:

Fleckers said:

why it only scratches the paint..........

I never knew that!

Well...... dirt on car, finger on dirt dragged across paint to write something stupid..... what do you think it will be doing as the dirt is rubbed into the paint????

[Gad-Westy]

LukeBird said:

As seen on a van on the M27

"Cleaned by Stevie Wonder".

It made me chuckle!

"Cleaned by the NHS"

[TheEnd]

My current fave from earlier in the week was a small picture of a phallus on one trailer door, and the other bore the mark "CLANE ME"

I wish it came to the point where Captain Comedy dragged the driver round to the back to show him his handywork, only to be grammarnazied.

[Blue Meanie]

I had a fker write on one of my cars after a day on the beach, and it left faient scratches with 'clean me' on the quarter panel. I was miffed to say the least.

[PapaHett]

Mate drew a dick on the side of mine one time..

I've seen a white transit, where someone had drawn a huge picture on the back of it.. It was really good!

[Wacky Racer]

"My car may be old and dirty but it's paid for and in front of you"..............

[HBLC]

I saw ''Also available in...oh.'' on an old brown Merc a while ago.

[Aphex]

On the back of a drift spec-tacle s13 200, 'I fk midgets'

[dan1758]

As seen on the back of a prison transfer lorry "Garry Glitter's tour bus"

[bigfatnick]

"hows my driving? Because my mum gets really worried" made me chuckle when i saw it on the back of a van once.

[Jalopnik]

Seen on the back of a white van on the M5 - "Experimental dirt, do not wash!"

[mp3manager]

DHl van - More drops than Santa!

[LuS1fer]

"Sh*t happens"
"See, it already has"

"Lick this, it's salty"