Show us your worst Christmas company lunch or present..

[gobuddygo]

I know some people get nothing at all, but if you did how bad was it.

This is what we got for our Christmas lunch.

[RichB]

that's a cracker...

[adycav]

I work in the public sector.

Here's what I got >

[shirt]

full 3 courses + coffee, though i did have to pay for it as with 6000 people on site you tend to do your own thing with the department.

boss picked up the beer tab though which was fairly substantial given we all came in by bus

[Simpo Two]

adycav said:

I work in the public sector.

Here's what I got >

I'm self-employed.

Here's what I got >

[thetapeworm]

Like the chaps above I got >

Last year I got >

The year before >

At least it's not getting worse

[zcacogp]

Simpo Two said:

adycav said:

I work in the public sector.

Here's what I got >

I'm self-employed.

Here's what I got >

I was sitting next to both Simpo Two and adycav at their joint Christmas lunch.

I feasted just as well as they did.


Oli.

[ClintonB]

Simpo Two said:

adycav said:

I work in the public sector.

Here's what I got >

I'm self-employed.

Here's what I got >

I work in the private sector.

Here's what I got >


(same as the last can't remember how many years)

I'd look upon a sarnie, a cracker and a packet of crisps as reckless & wanton luxury

Edited by ClintonB on Friday 18th December 21:21

[Simpo Two]

At this point we need Ronnie Corbett to come in and say 'I know my place'

[Engineer1]

Simpo Two said:

At this point we need Ronnie Corbett to come in and say 'I know my place'

will this do?

[thehawk]

I work for one of the largest IT companies in the world, if not the largest. Still raking in billions of dollars of profit and we got nothing.

[cheddar]

Self employed.

At least I've got me 'elf.......





Spelling.........

Edited by cheddar on Saturday 19th December 05:28

[ymwoods]

I got to sit at work covering for the fekers last year whilst they went out for a christmas party...all I had for company was a vending machine, but no money.

[missdiane]

The workers at our place always got free 2 course xmas dinner- nice big turkey dinner, pudding, with tables laid, cracker etc.

This year they sold xmas dinner vouchers for £2, the £2 going to charity... boycott

Instead of 180 people we done 90, not bad considering the boycott.

[hyperblue]

Private sector - 3 course meal + wine and free bar all evening

[NismoGT]

Private sector and here is/was my xmas lunch/pressie

> <

[thetapeworm]

thehawk said:

I work for one of the largest IT companies in the world, if not the largest. Still raking in billions of dollars of profit and we got nothing.

I wonder if we work for the same one?

• *?

[AndrewW-G]

ClintonB said:

Simpo Two said:

adycav said:

I work in the public sector.

Here's what I got >

I'm self-employed.

Here's what I got >

I work in the private sector.

Here's what I got >


(same as the last can't remember how many years)

I'd look upon a sarnie, a cracker and a packet of crisps as reckless & wanton luxury

Pah!, you dont know your born!

self employed and not only did we have nothing, but I've also had to shell out for the staff piss up and due to a client wanting me to load a car onto plane for him, I couldnt fecking go!

Edited by AndrewW-G on Saturday 19th December 23:24

[TubbyTommy]

I got my P45!

[Kermit power]

thetapeworm said:

thehawk said:

I work for one of the largest IT companies in the world, if not the largest. Still raking in billions of dollars of profit and we got nothing.

I wonder if we work for the same one?

• *?

I was wondering the same thing, although your asterisks didn't quite work out there Mr Tapeworm, there are certainly the right number of them for it to be the case.

OK, nothing for the adults, but the kids' Father Christmas pressies were pretty nice.