Getting even (petty)

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

I'm currently involved in a 'tit for tat' scenario with the receptionist at work.

Nice girl and it's all a bit of fun, I wind her up, she winds me up, I play a joke on her, she plays one back.

It's all fun and games

Anyway, I need to extract some revenge but I've run short on ideas, so I'm turning creative control over to PH.

So far I have:

Stolen her office christmas decorations
Hidden her lunch
Changed her desktop background to something totally inappropriate
Kidnapped her christmas tree and left a ransom note (It took her 4 hours to find it)

She has:

Changed my Email signature to something rather nasty
Changed my sandwich order to include mushrooms
Convinced one of the visiting engineers I had 'special needs'
Strung tinsel all over my car

As you can see, very childish stuff but it makes the day interesting.

So any ideas on how I can make the next move? Nothing too nasty folks, I don't want to kill or fall out with her.

Also:

Yes, she is attractive
No, 'kicking her back doors in' is not an option
Yes, I know it's very flirty but we're both seeing people
No, she probably won't let me take her 'up the oxo tower'

Right, go nuts!

[10 Pence Short]

Put pictures of child abuse on her computer and call the police.

Note- this may end the game early and possibly result in one or more disciplinary actions.

[VetteG]

in other words she's winning!

G

[Pothole]

stop pussyfooting around and get the job done.

[Murray993]

Just ask her out you gheyer

[T89 Callan]

Put her back doors in............. sorry.

An easy one:

After she goes home tonight put a little bit of water and some cress seed into her keyboard.

or

Move her desk a couple of inches each time she is away from it. Closer to a wall or door.

[ScottishSamurai]

10 Pence Short said:

Put pictures of child abuse on her computer and call the police.

Note- this may end the game early and possibly result in one or more disciplinary actions.

Damn, 1 day

[lazyitus]

Put a drawing pin on her chair.

Watch baby jump.

[sday12]

Hole punch set in jelly.

Keyboard keys rearranged.

Receiver glued to phone.

[mrmr96]

Put her stapler in jelly.

Empty the hole punch dots somewhere annoying.

Set her 'out of office' message to something inappropriate.

Peel the letters off her keyboard and swap a couple around. (M and N swap is crafty).

Go into her dictionary in Word and setup some 'autocorrect' settings (e.g. correct 'the' to 'teh' or 'thanks' to 'boobies'... or something less crap.)

Don't do them all at once, but there's a few ideas to keep you going.

[mrmr96]

sday12 said:

Hole punch set in jelly.

Keyboard keys rearranged.

Receiver glued to phone.

Great minds eh?

Also, sellotape the 'pick up' button down. So when the handset is lifted the button is still down so the phone thinks the handset is down and so continues to ring.|

[pmanson]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Changed her desktop background to something totally inappropriate
Kidnapped her christmas tree and left a ransom note (It took her 4 hours to find it)

Print screen of her entire desktop and then delete all her icons off it/hide the task bar?

[S6PNJ]

mrmr96 said:

Peel the letters off her keyboard

What hardware are you using???????

[The jiffle king]

Its the little things:
unplug the USB mouse every time you go past
change the height of her chair every time she goes away from her desk
disconnect all of the leads from her PC including the power

etc etc etc... nothing serious, but just gentle fun

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Okay,
I like the switching the keyboard buttons idea. Not so sure about the drawing pin, it's a bit drastic and :innuendo mode: involves the wrong kind of prick :innuendo mode:
I was thinking of putting something in her draw that makes a loud noise when she opens it?

And for those of you that aren't paying attention, she is seeing someone!!!!





(I'm working on it )

[Murray993]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Okay,
I like the switching the keyboard buttons idea. Not so sure about the drawing pin, it's a bit drastic and :innuendo mode: involves the wrong kind of prick :innuendo mode:
I was thinking of putting something in her draw that makes a loud noise when she opens it?

And for those of you that aren't paying attention, she is seeing someone!!!!





(I'm working on it )

Like what a dwarf?

[CampDavid]

Press CTRL,ALT and the down arrow on her PC Easy and harmless enough. Why not try it on yours now?

[mrmr96]

S6PNJ said:

mrmr96 said:

Peel the letters off her keyboard

What hardware are you using???????

Dell USB keyboard. Maybe not 'peel' perhaps 'pop' is a better description. Most keys can be swapped with others on the same row. Can't change between rows due to the 'banking' on the keys.

PS - being able to pop them off is handy when you spill a drink into the keyboard as you can clean/dry it more effectivly.

[S6PNJ]

mrmr96 said:

S6PNJ said:

mrmr96 said:

Peel the letters off her keyboard

What hardware are you using???????

Dell USB keyboard. Maybe not 'peel' perhaps 'pop' is a better description. Most keys can be swapped with others on the same row. Can't change between rows due to the 'banking' on the keys.

PS - being able to pop them off is handy when you spill a drink into the keyboard as you can clean/dry it more effectivly.

That's more like it!

[Neil H]

'Multiple Miggs' her as you walk past in the morning.