A Christmas Message
Discussion
Apologies if I'm not the first, but here goes
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or
secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilling and
medically-uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year
2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great.
Not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or
culture, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wisher.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for herself, himself or others, and it is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
All that aside. Have a good one everybody!
Cheers, Matt
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or
secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilling and
medically-uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year
2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great.
Not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or
culture, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wisher.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for herself, himself or others, and it is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
All that aside. Have a good one everybody!
Cheers, Matt
Edited by Makila2A on Monday 21st December 10:28
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