I fell over today

[schmalex]

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

My wrist (fortunately not brokem) hurts like a bd now

[TheEnd]

Have you decided on a lawyer yet, or still looking around?

[pmanson]

I fell over in Asda's car park in Milton Keynes last night. Both legs went from underneath me without warning. I fell on my arse and elbow.

Fecking hurt at the time but just one of those things!

[Mongoose]

schmalex said:

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

My wrist (fortunately not brokem) hurts like a bd now

Worst excuse for too much masturbation, ever.





Sorry, Hope your wrist feels better soon...

[theironduke]

schmalex said:

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

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excellent analogy

[baptistsan]

Give me a call guys. Promise you will get to keep all your compensation!

[KaraK]

Why did Emmsman change his user name?

[Cooky]

you should have one of these just in case it happens again

[schmalex]

Mongoose said:

schmalex said:

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

My wrist (fortunately not brokem) hurts like a bd now

Worst excuse for too much masturbation, ever.





Sorry, Hope your wrist feels better soon...

Good thinking. My left arm is pretty numb!


Firefox private browsing - where aaaaaarrrreeee youuuuuuu?!

[schmalex]

Cooky said:

you should have one of these just in case it happens again

Now you come to mention it - it is pretty much a necessity!

[Pints]

KaraK said:

Why did Emmsman change his user name?

Nah. He'd have done a proper job and broken it in 7 places.

[oobster]

Spare a thought for the bloke in the story below, who also fell over today:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_...

[spikeyhead]

schmalex said:

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

My wrist (fortunately not brokem) hurts like a bd now

Did that yesterday, not only does my wrist hurt but also so does my head where it caught a wheelie bin as i went down.

[tribbles]

Mongoose said:

schmalex said:

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

My wrist (fortunately not brokem) hurts like a bd now

Worst excuse for too much masturbation, ever.

Best quote for that I heard was "When you use your left hand, it feels like someone else is doing it."

[Halb]

tribbles said:

Mongoose said:

schmalex said:

Slipped on an icy pavement in our local village & went down like one of those fat people on You've Been Framed.

My wrist (fortunately not brokem) hurts like a bd now

Worst excuse for too much masturbation, ever.

Best quote for that I heard was "When you use your left hand, it feels like someone else is doing it."

Lie on your hand for 10 mins till it goes numb

[North West Tom]

On Saturday, I waited in the car while my dad went in the shop. Then these kids started throwing snowballs at the car, coming up to the window shouting "Reet, wker" whilst trying to open the door!

Just thought I'd share that with you.

[Shaolin]

I did a cartoon comedy non-fall a couple of days ago. Felt feet going forwards, threw arms out in front, balance shifted, wheeled arms behind, ended up with arms windmilling and legs shooting out forwards doing a running on the spot thing for a few seconds. No-one around to see it but it made me laugh.

[Famous Graham]

[King Herald]

My left foot slipped a bit today, as I was walking to my workshop. I didn't bother starting a PH thread about it as I never thought anybody here would give a flying fk about people slipping over on ice......

[H_Kan]

I fell on my arse getting off the Tube last week. Luckily I seemed to bounce and was ok aside from a sore knee.

Thankfully I was on the last carriage so hardly anybody saw.