Escaped prisoner taunts police via Facebook

[amir_j]

Wonder how many new friend requests he will get!

An escaped prisoner, Craig Lynch, has set up a Facebook page and is using it to taunt police by posting messages about his whereabouts

Anyone with information about Lynch's whereabouts can contact Suffolk Police on 01473 613500.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/686...

[SunnyD]

I know someone called Craig Lynch. Different guy obviously. Unless he's had facial reconstructive surgery, in which case I know exactly where he lives!

[Justayellowbadge]

What sort of utter arsewit 'escapes' from an open prison near the end of his sentence?

[st_files]

Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let me read about this pillock being banged up soon.

What an absolute bellend. The sad thing is that there are people out there who'll think this guy's 'cool'.

[Healey73]

Justayellowbadge said:

What sort of utter arsewit 'escapes' from an open prison near the end of his sentence?

I was thinking the same as you although I'm starting to think he's just looking for a story to make him some money. He goes on the run for a while, gets in the media then gets caught again, goes back inside for a bit longer then he comes out and sells his story, has book written etc?

[dirty boy]

Well, he's possibly attending a party in Lowestoft, so I might see him about?

Do I buy him a beer or phone the police?

[SunnyD]

dirty boy said:

Well, he's possibly attending a party in Lowestoft, so I might see him about?

Do I buy him a beer or phone the police?

Both. Phone the police and buy him a beer while they come. He'll never suspect it was you that grassed him up...

[st_files]

I'd call the Police in a Heartbeat.

[Hedders]

"While Lynch should be doing porridge he boasted about tucking into extravagant meals: "Craig 'Lazie' Lynch mmm I just had a 12lb venison steak. Roasted veg and chips, bangin meal."

good reporting there..

[Hedders]

st_files said:

I'd call the Police in a Heartbeat.

JulietBravo.

[Healey73]

st_files said:

I'd call the Police from Heartbeat.

To be fair, getting from 1960's Yorkshire to Suffolk on an old motorbike may take some time escpecially with the roads so bad.

Edited by Healey73 on Thursday 24th December 11:20

[dirty boy]

st_files said:

I'd call the Police in Heartbeat.

They'll be drunk in the Aidensfield arms on New Years.

[TheEnd]

A face book? Like an picture album, you say?

[Justayellowbadge]

Hedders said:

st_files said:

I'd call the Police in a Heartbeat.

JulietBravo.

Absolutely.

No reMorse at all.

[MynameisRob]

Justayellowbadge said:

What sort of utter arsewit 'escapes' from an open prison near the end of his sentence?

The sort of arsewit that gets themself banged up for 7 years for burglary in the first place obviously

[Tom_C76]

Justayellowbadge said:

What sort of utter arsewit 'escapes' from an open prison near the end of his sentence?

Hollesley Bay sems to lose at least one prisoner a week. I think it's a government policy to reduce the prison population.

[Cara Van Man]

Justayellowbadge said:

What sort of utter arsewit 'escapes' from an open prison near the end of his sentence?

The sort who then taunts the police, get's caught in possession of a large amount of Class 'A', and goes back to prison for a very long time.

At a guess.

[Justayellowbadge]

Cara Van Man said:

Justayellowbadge said:

What sort of utter arsewit 'escapes' from an open prison near the end of his sentence?

The sort who then taunts the police, get's caught in possession of a large amount of Class 'A', and goes back to prison for a very long time.

At a guess.

That is a truly heartwarming thought at this festive time. Makes me feel all fluffy, like I'm in an M+S ad wearing a cardigan and handing over a boxed scarf to a vacuous supermodel.

Merry Christmas, all.

[Ry_B]

I find it funny that this scummer managed to escape and taunt the police, maybe I'm the only one

[Hedders]

Ry_B said:

I find it funny that this scummer managed to escape and taunt the police, maybe I'm the only one

You don't really have to escape from most open prisons, you are allowed some freedoms like going outside on your own