Best Sports Quote of the Last Ten Years...

[st_files]

"To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee."
QPR boss Ian Holloway came up with the quote of the century to describe his team's lacklustre performance against Chesterfield.

[Devilstreak]

i like that. But how long had he been working on that speech? And waiting on the right moment to unleash it?

[968]

pretty much anything said by Jose Mourinho would be in the list.....

[tuffer]

Kimi "I was having a st"

[DubZeus]

David Haye: "David only needed a slingshot and a stone to flatten Goliath, and I'm convinced my right hand generates more power than a stone."