Best g/f ever

[Carlito caca]

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

[The Nur]

Does she know she has made a mistake?

[Art_Vandelay]

No idea what presants/peasants/preasonts/giphts I'm getting for Christmas.

[ScottishSamurai]

Art_Vandelay said:

No idea what presants/peasants/preasonts/giphts I'm getting for Christmas.

Art, don't you celebrate festivus?

[Art_Vandelay]

ScottishSamurai said:

Art_Vandelay said:

No idea what presants/peasants/preasonts/giphts I'm getting for Christmas.

Art, don't you celebrate festivus?

Indeed, the Aluminium pole is up, and I've donated money to the Human Fund as my gift to others.

Can't wait for the wrestling to begin after the airing of grievances

[ScottishSamurai]

Art_Vandelay said:

ScottishSamurai said:

Art_Vandelay said:

No idea what presants/peasants/preasonts/giphts I'm getting for Christmas.

Art, don't you celebrate festivus?

Indeed, the Aluminium pole is up, and I've donated money to the Human Fund as my gift to others.

Can't wait for the wrestling to begin after the airing of grievances

I'm very dissapointed with all of you!

[poo at Paul's]

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

Clearly, she wants you sat gawping at the telly with your night vision goggles on, so she can pop next door and boff your neighbour.

[Road Hog]

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

are you 12 ??

what time are your mates calling to see if you can come out to play?

[Neil H]

Maybe she's hoping the night-vision goggles will help you find her 'special area'?

[Road Pest]

Road Hog said:

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

are you 12 ??

what time are your mates calling to see if you can come out to play?

I would be on your side here if your spelling hadn't made you appear 12.

[dudleybloke]

now you can go dogging in the dark!

[Tycho]

poo at Paul's said:

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

Clearly, she wants you sat gawping at the telly with your night vision goggles on, so she can pop next door and boff your neighbour.

Hmmmm, fail to see the downside...

[Daniel1]

Road Hog said:

Road Pest said:

Road Hog said:

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

are you 12 ??

what time are your mates calling to see if you can come out to play?

I would be on your side here if your spelling hadn't made you appear 12.

fk off

this sounds just like the conversations in my house

[Jasandjules]

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

I can think of better things I've had Christmas morning.

[bimsb6]

Tycho said:

poo at Paul's said:

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

Clearly, she wants you sat gawping at the telly with your night vision goggles on, so she can pop next door and boff your neighbour.

Hmmmm, fail to see the downside...

are you the neighbour ?

[i remember]

Awesome, she cant even begin to imagine the lonely nights shes just given herself! :P

[t84]

I got a Bluetooth headunit and an ariel atom driving experience, awesome!

[okgo]

Daniel1 said:

Road Hog said:

Road Pest said:

Road Hog said:

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

are you 12 ??

what time are your mates calling to see if you can come out to play?

I would be on your side here if your spelling hadn't made you appear 12.

fk off

this sounds just like the conversations in my house

[Road Pest]

okgo said:

Daniel1 said:

Road Hog said:

Road Pest said:

Road Hog said:

Carlito caca said:

Right, you think your womans good? Just unwrapped my Xmas presants. Modern warfare2 prestige edition w/ night vision goggles. Words fail me, best preasent ever?

are you 12 ??

what time are your mates calling to see if you can come out to play?

I would be on your side here if your spelling hadn't made you appear 12.

fk off

this sounds just like the conversations in my house

What's with the random fk off?

You lot are as nuts as my Dad who is trying to fly a kite in the garden with no wind.

[B'stard Child]

Road Pest said:

You lot are as nuts as my Dad who is trying to fly a kite in the garden with no wind.

Short lines
Walk backwards in a circular motion
Thats how I fly mine indoors

HTH