Sewage works do they expect higher demand boxing day

[hiltonig]

Morning chaps, just a bit of a daft thought but just as energy companies expect a surge xmas morning is the same true for water utilities on boxing day ? there must be sombody here that will know if this is the case.

[TheLurker]

[Silver993tt]

not really, the peak will be several days later due to severe consitpation across the UK.

[Steamer]

arrr yes - the 'multiple Yule stool algorithm' comes into play.

[Dogwatch]

hiltonig said:

Morning chaps, just a bit of a daft thought but just as energy companies expect a surge xmas morning is the same true for water utilities on boxing day ? there must be sombody here that will know if this is the case.

Was this Great Thought before or after brekkie? Can't say it is the sort of problem which has given me much cause for contemplation in the past.

When it's gone, it's gone - so to speak.

[HOGEPH]

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

[Silver993tt]

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

yeah but it's a st job.

[herewego]

hiltonig said:

Morning chaps, just a bit of a daft thought but just as energy companies expect a surge xmas morning is the same true for water utilities on boxing day ? there must be sombody here that will know if this is the case.

Rainfall is a much bigger variable for them.

[spyder dryver]

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

Time and two turds surely!

[Cock Womble]

Well, they certainly earned their money this morning after last night's Guinness-fest.

[triggersbroom]

spyder dryver said:

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

Time and two turds surely!

Time and thrice turds surely

[cptsideways]

I'm sure there's some calculation too for the variance in poooh density from Xmas pudding lead balloons to the post crimbo turkey sandwich floaters

[triggersbroom]

cptsideways said:

I'm sure there's some calculation too for the variance in poooh density from Xmas pudding lead balloons to the post crimbo turkey sandwich floaters

Yours float?!

Edited by triggersbroom on Saturday 26th December 22:25

[ClintonB]

triggersbroom said:

spyder dryver said:

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

Time and two turds surely!

Time and thrice turds surely

Nah, time & 2 turds and a day off in loo!

[triggersbroom]

ClintonB said:

triggersbroom said:

spyder dryver said:

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

Time and two turds surely!

Time and thrice turds surely

Nah, time & 2 turds and a day off in loo!

missed that one!

[kiteless]

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

Ireland only.

[mybrainhurts]

triggersbroom said:

ClintonB said:

triggersbroom said:

spyder dryver said:

HOGEPH said:

The employees get paid Time and a turd.

Time and two turds surely!

Time and thrice turds surely

Nah, time & 2 turds and a day off in loo!

missed that one!

Good swerve...

[marshalla]

It might be st to you, but it's their bread and butter *

• (c) 1950-something P. Sellers & S. Milligan (probably much much earlier)

Edited by marshalla on Saturday 26th December 23:50